Married? 15 Reasons You Want A Divorce

15 Mar

Happily Married?

15 Reasons You Want A Divorce

A happy marriage is a mystery to many.


Married 15 Reasons You Want a Divorce Humor

                            Brainy Quote


Everything considered

when it comes to being happily married,

it’s the little things, isn’t it?


Deafening, crazy ass snoring

You don’t listen

You don’t stop talking

Night farting



Toenail clippings that are not deposited in the bathroom trash basket where they obviously belong!

Not enough (name it)

Too much (name it)

The cat doesn’t like you



Hogging the remote

Driving with two feet

Too many hobbies

No hobbies

Did I say snoring



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Just kidding? See you on Twitter @HaBarb

Prescription Drug Name or Disney Character?

No Kidding! 5 Reasons You Are Anxious and Depressed

1 Mar

5 Reasons You Are Anxious and Depressed

#1  You just gave birth

You are supremely grateful for this amazing blessing from God, however…

you feel you did not receive a worthy “push present.”


push present

Have you noticed that L.A. celebs (like wild magpies) love shiny objects?


#2  Freaky Leaky Gut

You ate the whole thing.


Play and Laugh Along with Game Show Jeopardy!

14 Feb

Play is good for you.

Go ahead!

Play… with your food.

Toy… with your food for thought.

Amuse yourself… with your knowledge.


Play and Laugh Along with Jeopardy!


LUCKY is Relative: Why YOU are Having a Good Week!

29 Jan




Here’s why you are lucky this week:


* You haven’t been sucked into an MRI machine.



Man Dies After Being Sucked Into An MRI Machine via @IFLScience:  […]

Love Thy Neighbor Can Be Hard Labor

13 Jan

Love thy neighbor – but NOT their posts on the online Neighbor Chatline

Neighbor Barb Best Humor




It is like awesome that we have this community chat group to share our feelings. Peace, love and friendship to all.

Imagine my consternation when lounging on my balcony this morning, enjoying the gentle rays of the sun, sipping my artisinal chai tea…

… when an eardrum-piercing racket made my breakfast ritual – let alone any silent prayer and meditation – impossible.

My emotional support chicken was traumatized. This is wrong, as it is my job to be traumatized. […]

New Year 2018: Questions & Concerns

3 Jan

Happy New Year!   May this year be your BEST ever 🙂




Questions & Concerns

What is weighing heavy on your mind this new year?

So many issues of substance and style – must the world be so worrisome?


New Year 2018: Questions and Concerns

My Nagging Questions & Concerns


  • Flannel bedding – why such a controversial issue?


The Holidays! Do You Have Exploding Head Syndrome?

14 Dec


The holidays are upon us

Yay! and Ugh!

The Holidays are Here Barb Best


‘Tis the season to be harried

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

‘Tis the season to be melancholy

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Holiday Humor Barb Best


Do You Have Exploding Head Syndrome YET?


Sorry Not Sorry! Cockamamie Sex Confessions

30 Nov

Sorry is the hardest word.

Cockamamie Confessions

Guilty of “inappropriate sexual behavior?”

It’s time for a pricey crisis public relations consultant, a criminal defense lawyer (preferably female) and perhaps, a cushy stint in rehab.

I’m Sorry

“Remember that time I tackled you on the fire escape during the office holiday party, grabbed you by the hair, dragged you back into the burning building (those damn candle decorations), and raped you on top of the microwave in the break room?”

“I have a different recollection of that incident than you do.”


So Sorry


Gretchen Rubin’s Four Tendencies & the Opera Carmen

15 Nov


I loved Gretchen Rubin’s latest book The Four Tendencies: The Indispensable Personality Profiles That Reveal How to Make Your Life Better (and Other People’s Lives Better, Too). I listened to the audiobook version – it is fascinating!


The Four Tendencies provides a framework to identify in ourselves – and others – how we are inclined to respond to expectations. The tendencies are Upholder, Questioner, Obliger, and Rebel.

La La La

Recently, I attended a production of Carmen with three friends – a Questioner, an Obliger, and an Upholder. Like most comedic saps, I am a Rebel. […]

Cell Messages I Missed Because My Signal Dropped Out

25 Oct

Cellphones and Signals

Reaching me via cell – the expectations are way too high!

8:15 a.m.


“Hi Barb, (cough) (cough) will you give me a ring when you get a chance? Thank you.”


9:25 a.m.


“Hi Barb, would you mind driving honey? I don’t feel like driving. (laughter) Would you mind? Um, I’m trying to see if 12:00 is a good time for us to leave. No, not leave here, I mean just to get there. Um, what’s the traffic? I wonder if you’ve been out yet? You haven’t been out yet, have you? Okay, give me a call when you get this. Thank you, dear. Bye.”


10:42 a.m.


“Hi Barb, I’ve been trying to reach you. (strained laughter) Is your phone ringing or what? Um… I figure we should leave around twenty-five after ’cause it takes a little while to go through the park up there… if that’s okay with you (thru teeth) sweetheart.

Okay, I’ll talk to you when you get home.” CLICK.


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