Dude Bait: Driverless Cars, Drones & 3D Printers

20 Mar

 

I love my male readers!

Not to pander willy-nilly to gender stereotypes, but here’s one you dudes may particularly enjoy…

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Technology excites me as much as a Kate Spade flash sale at Bloomingdale’s. I love the newest electronic gadget.

I dig Cars! Drones! 3D Printers! You know – mechanical stuff that’s fun to manipulate (pun alert).

DRIVERLESS CARS

may be here in just 3 months. Can you say “Tesla Autopilot Mode?”

BUT…

Would you want a driverless car if you could afford one? Appeals to a laid-back nature perhaps, but many guys don’t even want to relinquish pilot control to their wives.

Who gets the speeding ticket if you’re driving a driverless car? The DUI? The hit-and-run?

And isn’t that a misnomer anyway… “driverless car?”

I figure you still gotta “work it.” OH, I totally get the parallel parking feature.

DRONES

Are you inclined to keep up with the Joneses and have your own drone? They look like toy Remote Control Helicopters With Cameras.

What would you do with a drone? Eavesdrop on the sketchy neighbors? Spy on the nanny? Check out the nude beach nearby? Can you spell C-R-E-E-P-Y?

BTW – Did you know you can buy an inexpensive drone on Amazon?

3D PRINTERS

Seems like the perfect toy for the lone wolf. Faster than a speeding bullet. More life-like than a blow-up doll.

One application is for dentists to create dental implants and replacement teeth while you wait in the chair.

Sounds efficient, if not costly.

How about other implants?

You guessed it! Breasts come to mind. Other body parts? Use your imagination.

A very special printer: disrupt3D.com

Driverless cars:huffpost.com

Welcome to Humorholics Anonymous

11 Mar

 

Welcome, y’all!

PhotoCreditBarbBest3Monkeys

 

This is the weekly meeting of HAHumorholics Anonymous.

Hmm, I see many horrified new faces here tonight.

No fear. We have enough caffeine and sugar on the back table to put you in a coma – and most likely fuel some new addictions. Ha, Ha.

 

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Sorry, I  joked in a compulsive way. I’m working on that. […]

25 Reasons I Can’t Breathe!

27 Feb

 

No kidding. 25 Reasons I Can’t Breathe! 

 

25 Reasons I Can't Breathe

Photo Credit:SR

 

OOPS! I’m Not Breathing.

Why Not? You May Ask…

I forgot

My damn bra is too tight

I need an APP for that

Too much in love

Screw it, it’s a Snow Day

No Post-It note that says “breathe!”

Scared to death, no iPhone reception […]

5 Absurd News Items You May Have Missed

21 Feb

 

Do you find much of the news to be absurd?

We live in a crazy world. We might as well laugh at the absurdity of it all.

“Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life’s absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.”

Lewis Mumford

 

absurd news items

 5 gems from the news you may have missed

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7 Gratitude TIPS for the Grumpy

16 Feb

Gratitude is where it’s at, dude.

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If guilted sufficiently, even die-hard cranks and curmudgeons can occasionally muster enough oomph to express a grunt or two of gratitude.

What are you grateful for?

I’m grateful for Google

Everything I know, knew, never knew, and can’t remember – I learned on Google. […]

Be My FUNNY Valentine, will ya?

6 Feb

 

Be my funny Valentine, will ya, pull-ease?

Remember… Women crave men who have a BIG… sense of humor.

Funny is sexy!

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Valentine’s Day is an excellent occasion to demonstrate some self-love.

Scan of a Valentine greeting card dated 1909.

Scan of a Valentine greeting card dated 1909. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Give yourself a hug. Indulge your senses. Treat yourself.

The pressure is on!  Satisfy yourself! […]

7 Survivor TIPS: I Feel Your Air Travel Pain

30 Jan

 

air travel pain

Enjoy your flight!

 

I feel your air travel pain!

Flying is no longer the inspiring, sexy adventure it used to be.

If one is flying coach nowadays (WHAT? You don’t own a Gulf Stream GV? Sorry to hear that…)

one needs a survival plan.

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Right!

 

Here are 7 Survivor TIPS

  • Avoid all children, the elderly, and those more neurotic and/or anxious than you.

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ALL Pets Are Emotional Support Animals

23 Jan

 

ALL pets are emotional support animals, don’t ya think?

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If I had an official “emotional support animal” – it would be an imaginary one like in the Jimmy Stewart film “Harvey.”

Or maybe a pink giraffe or a purple unicorn. Something distinctive. […]

And The Booby Prize Goes To…

16 Jan

 

Booby Prize

has nothing to do with boobs of the female breast persuasion.

 

And The Booby Prize Goes To...

Boing! Boing! Boing!

 

According to The New Oxford American Dictionary (non-Braille edition),

booby prize

is “a prize given as a joke to the last-place finisher in a race or competition.”

It’s awards season in Hollywood.

It’s time for all the boobs to come out.

[…]

Smiles To Go! The World Needs A Smile

9 Jan

 

The world needs a smile… or 2 or 3 or 7!

99 cents. A short and sweet picture book of smiles from around the world.

ALL proceeds go to health & humor nonprofits including Association for Applied & Therapeutic Humor and RxLaughter.

Let’s support the healing power of comedy and laughter.

Smiles To Go: Take-Out for the SMILE Hungry  amazon

 

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Thank you. Smile On.

Thanks to all those who support free speech and humor… National Society of Newspaper Columnists, the Harvard Lampoon, Jon Stewart, Conan O’Brien

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