7 Survivor TIPS: I Feel Your Air Travel Pain

30 Jan

 

air travel pain

Enjoy your flight!

 

I feel your air travel pain!

Flying is no longer the inspiring, sexy adventure it used to be.

If one is flying coach nowadays (WHAT? You don’t own a Gulf Stream GV? Sorry to hear that…)

one needs a survival plan.

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Right!

 

Here are 7 Survivor TIPS

  • Avoid all children, the elderly, and those more neurotic and/or anxious than you.

 

  • Be sure to book a window seat in the LMFAP* section of the plane.

 

  • When you slide over to that window seat, suck everything you got in so you do not perform a sex act on the poor, unassuming schlep in Seat B.

(Who says the middle seat doesn’t have any perks?)

 

  • Bring earplugs in case you are seated near a baby with an ear infection and seemingly deaf parents.

 

  • Take Benadryl and an alcoholic beverage of your choice. As the buzz kicks in, place airsickness bag or pillow case over your head. Stay there in denial ’til plane lands or crashes, whichever comes first.

 

  • If you must sit in an aisle seat, beware of obese flight attendants and passengers. (By obese, we mean “fatter than you.”) They will knock you (your Diet Coke, your book, your cup of meds) silly every time they clomp up and down the aisle.

 

  • Appreciate the irony when you flip the window shade up, peer out the porthole, and see the Rolls Royce logo etched on the engine. At least the airline spent big bucks on something.

Bonus TIP: Bring those beloved copies of Sky Mall that you saved from previous flights. You’ll need a laugh.

Bon Voyage!

*LMFAP – Leave Me The F*** Alone Please

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ALL Pets Are Emotional Support Animals

23 Jan

 

ALL pets are emotional support animals, don’t ya think?

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If I had an official “emotional support animal” – it would be an imaginary one like in the Jimmy Stewart film “Harvey.”

Or maybe a pink giraffe or a purple unicorn. Something distinctive. […]

And The Booby Prize Goes To…

16 Jan

 

Booby Prize

has nothing to do with boobs of the female breast persuasion.

 

And The Booby Prize Goes To...

Boing! Boing! Boing!

 

According to The New Oxford American Dictionary (non-Braille edition),

booby prize

is “a prize given as a joke to the last-place finisher in a race or competition.”

It’s awards season in Hollywood.

It’s time for all the boobs to come out.

[…]

Smiles To Go! The World Needs A Smile

9 Jan

 

The world needs a smile… or 2 or 3 or 7!

99 cents. A short and sweet picture book of smiles from around the world.

ALL proceeds go to health & humor nonprofits including Association for Applied & Therapeutic Humor and RxLaughter.

Let’s support the healing power of comedy and laughter.

Smiles To Go: Take-Out for the SMILE Hungry  amazon

 

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Thank you. Smile On.

Thanks to all those who support free speech and humor… National Society of Newspaper Columnists, the Harvard Lampoon, Jon Stewart, Conan O’Brien

7 New Year’s RID-solutions to Ponder

2 Jan

 

Woo Hoo! 2015!

Got resolutions?

I’ve got RID-solutions!

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Good luck!

 

In 2015, let’s say Bye-Bye to…

1.      Denial.  “I’ll just have one more chocolate covered cherry because, after all, it’s a vital part of celebrating holiday traditions and participating in the pursuit of freedom.”

2.    Pride. I will not become irritated when I lose at tennis even though a) it is obviously my partner’s fault b) the sun is in my eyes c) I had too much coffee for breakfast d) not enough coffee e) I have a calf cramp f) I’m not wearing my lucky socks. […]

Happy New Year: 7 Things I Learned in 2014

26 Dec

 

Whoosh! Another year has passed like a kidney stone.

Happy New Year!

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7 Things I Learned in 2014:

We live. We learn. I feel your pain.

  1. If your hair is falling out, go to the doctor.
  2. Don’t ink and drive. Put the Post-it notes away!
  3. If done wrong, yoga can hurt you more than crocodile wrestling.
  4. The holidays can give you a hangover comparable to one from a Jacuzzi full of vodka martinis.
  5. Don’t bite down on ice, ginger chews, or errant popcorn kernels unless you crave intimate time with your gabby dentist.
  6. The more you do… the more that needs to be done. (Fig Newton’s Law of Momentum)
  7. With age comes perks. I personally delight in my cackle*
    *a raucous laugh resembling the cry of a hen or goose.

 New Year’s Tip: Keep Calm & Cackle On!

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas

22 Dec

 

Wishing You A Harmonious Holiday!

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Tune in or tune out…

Just don’t forget to laugh!

 

 

Laugh Along with Comedy Series “The Louise Log”

16 Dec

 

Tis the season to give!

Laughter is a gift.

So give this YouTube video a view… it’s free and you can re-gift it by sharing with others.

 

 

Anne Flournoy is the writer, director, and producer of The Louise Log.

Winner Outstanding Writing in a Comedy – LA WebFest 2014!

According to Wikipedia, “The webseries The Louise Log is a comedy dealing with “the confessions of a New York City wife and mother hell-bent on getting it right in spite of … her over-active inner voice.”

A hilarious inner voice!
http://www.thelouiselog.com/

 

 

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Yum! A Piece of CAKE: The Movie

8 Dec

 

How about a piece of CAKE? THE MOVIE?

I feel Jennifer Aniston‘s pain!

<< NEW MOVIE ALERT >>

For those who find the thought of another “Annie” film depressing…

Check this trailer out!

 

CONGRATS to JENNIFER on her SAG Awards nomination! And her Golden Globes nom!

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Do You Have OGD? Obsessive Google Disorder?

1 Dec

 

To Google or not to Google.

 

That is the question… must we Google?

 

English: Google logo from 1997

English: Google logo from 1997 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

You may not have OCD … Obsessive Compulsive Disorder,

 

but you may have OGD… Obsessive Google Disorder.

 

What is OGD anyway? […]

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