Barb Best

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How is sequestration (THE budget cuts) affecting your favorite TV programs?

1 – THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS

#RHOBH is cutting the cast by one member. The vote is in. Adios Adrienne Maloof.

And take your Maloove Hooves with you!  Don’t let the limo door hit you on the way out.

2 – HOMELAND

Only enough chill meds for poor Carrie to take a magic pill every other day. Prescriptions are expensive even when you squeeze them from your sister the shrink. […]

Woe is me.

As relationship expert and best-selling author Margaret Paul, PhD. writes at HuffPost Healthy Living, “While life is often challenging, lonely and heartbreaking, misery is a choice.”

HERE ARE MY 7 TIPS  – HOW TO BE REALLY  MISERABLE

• Wear Spanx underwear daily, preferably in a size too small.  (Guess what? It’s ALL a size too small.)

• Read, listen to, or watch The News. This applies especially to anything remotely political.  (Ugh. It’s ALL political.)

• Deprive yourself of chocolate before noon.  (Cocoa Puffs were created for a reason.) […]