While You Were NOT Sleeping
8 Jun
“I’ll sleep when I die!” – Lady Gaga
I am proud to announce…
I have made a significant discovery which will advance science and help humankind.
TA DA! […]
Tag Archives: Sleep disorder
Need Sleep? 7 MORE Tips!
27 Sep
We all need sleep. Especially before we die. And when there’s nothing left to watch on TV or YouTube.
7 MORE Tips!
1 – Don’t eat an additional large meal after dinner or for two hours before going to bed. This will make your evening so boring, you’re more likely to nod off.
2 – Flush your cell phone down the toilet. I know… blasphemy!
3 – Don’t let the cat nap during the day – at all. This is a biggie. Perhaps caffeine in the catnip?
4 – A day chock full of multi-tasking can fray your nerves. Picture a pinball machine on steroids… that’s your brain. Chewing gum and (insert ONE activity) is the only good multi-tasking option. (TIP: Chewing gum and flossing – not a good choice.)
5 – Family members can be noisy. Fake a business trip and go to a hotel. This can prove to be expensive. […]
7 Tips for a Good Night’s Sleep
16 Apr
Ahhh
Obviously, we all want a good night’s sleep...
7 TIPS – WHAT NOT TO DO
1 – Don’t read the New York Post crime blotter as your bedtime reading. The grotesque stories will sneak into your sexy sweet fairy dreams and turn them into a night terror, perhaps a myocardial infarction.
2 – Don’t drink a double espresso, a Red Bull, or more wine than your body weight divided by 2.5.
3 – Don’t sleep with your cell phone unless you are planning to marry it. Make sure it doesn’t want children. […]
Sleep Hotel
23 Oct
Do you get enough sleep?
If you don’t, I feel your pain.
Poor Michael Jackson. All he wanted was a darn nap.
In my endless pursuit of more and better quality sleep, I have a new fantasy which involves Cyprus and a five star hotel.
Yes – that Cyprus!
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Weekend Funny 5
6 Jul
Go to health!
Funny, entertaining, informative! Kansas City Parent Magazine humor writer and pediatric R.N. Stacey Hatton at Nurse Mommy Laughs. Much more fun than a hypodermic in the arse! link
Dreamless in Detroit? Narcoleptic in New York? Sleepless in Seattle? Take two romantic comedies, call me in the a.m.
Where the stars often lose their twinkle and die. Lucille Ball, Danny Thomas, Martha Raye, Danny Kaye, Andy Kaufman, Frank Sinatra.
I bet you love Lucy, too. The Lucille Ball Festival of Comedy – August 1-5, 2012 in Jamestown, NY LUCY FEST
Zzzzzz. I had a sleepover with a wad of multicolored wires and hot electrodes at the UCLA Sleep Disorders Lab. Stay tuned.
Credit: sleep-debt.com
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