Barb Best

Are you any FUN?

Or are you too busy? Do you forget to be playful?

Gee, quizzes are really fun, don’t ya think?

This one’s for you.

True or False?

• I do not whistle while I work. I do not whistle while I play. Heck, not even when I shower.

• I enjoy shopping for athletic socks, Q-Tips, and emergency kits. Whoopee!

• My dog won’t play with me. Apparently the snooty cat is more fun.

• Sadly, I do not own a set of marshmallow roasting forks, let alone use them on a regular basis.

• The only party I’ll go to is a pity party. And, yes I’ll cry if I want to.

• My idea of a vacation is four days at the hospital for elective gall bladder surgery.

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JUST FOR FUN – A QUIZ

• Ÿ  You would definitely buy a used car from…  a) Barack Obama  b) Mitt Romney  c) The Kardashians  d) The Duggers  e) None of the above

• Ÿ  You love babies…  a) Of course! The more the merrier.  b) Anywhere, but sitting near me on an airplane  c) Only if they are four-legged  d) I prefer them in the womb  e) Sure, they make great props for campaign photo opps

• Ÿ  Food stamps are…  a) A lifesaver for those in need  b) Handy for buying Life Saver candies and cigarettes  c) Rather tasty  d) Fattening  e) A bonanza for fraud

• Ÿ  A full-time job is…  a) a colossal pain in the ass  b) Something I kind of miss  c) Fine if it doesn’t interfere with my FaceBook time  d) What the government owes us  e) An essential part of The American Dream in this exceptional country!

• Ÿ  My retirement fund is…  a)  A victim of chronic abuse  b) Missing In Action  c) What retirement fund?  d) Not enough for my cat to live on for a month  e) Tied to a Golden Parachute

• Ÿ  An AK-47 is…  a) A legal firearm  b) A lubricant  c) A complicated tax form  d) Something obscene that should be banned from the planet!  e) Standard issue with drivers’ licenses in Texas

 🙂 Aren’t you glad the election is over in less than a week?

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