7 Aug
Did I say… she’s five?
As daughters become older, they become increasingly brutal entertaining and wise – especially with their advice.
7 Oct
Bruce Jenner (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Do celebrities annoy you?
The narcissists who never cease to amaze us with their sheer lack of restraint?
Thanks to an avalanche of 24-7 celebrity “news”
we are bombarded with celebrity drama queens’ constant cry for attention.
They appear. They promote. They publicize.
They SELL, SELL, SELL!
14 May
I feel your pain. Do you feel mine? I bet you do. Yes, I refer to that niggling noggin splitting pain, that bone gnawing anguish, that teeming existential angst we experience whenever we face The Ugly Truth.
You know what I speak of, for like my humble self, you too are a highly discerning individual. Intellectually aware, artistically appreciative, cultivated, indubitably enlightened to a “T.”
Kindred souls you and I, we folks of gentle nature, we who cringe at double negatives and dangling participles as if they were sidewalk spitting or public urination. (They might as well be, you say!) We, who are dumbstruck by blatant ignorance as if it were a whack to the side of the skull by a cricket bat; we who recoil as garish tattoos and vile body piercings mar the landscape like graffiti violates a beautiful city’s grand architecture. […]
1 Mar
Will work for chocolate…
With unemployment and underemployment so high, many of us are reinventing ourselves professionally.
Baby Boomers, I’m not just talking to you!
You may need to rethink your life mission, your calling, your purpose. Have you perhaps considered these little known professions? Tell me yours!
* How about?
Tarot Card Scholar
Cleanse Coach
Gumball Historian
Pity Party Planner
Hairball Stylist
Aroma Therapy Artist
Disgusting Flavor Jellybean Taster
Twitter Addiction Therapist
Social Media Profile Photo Consultant
Spam Chef
Diva Enabler
Sleep Coach
Clutter Creator
Principal Caregiver to All Devices Electronic
Rant Management Supervisor
Canine Audio Mitigation Specialist
Goldfish Grief Counselor
Zombie Health Practitioner
Ridiculous Excuse Inventor
Spinner to the Stars
Post-It Technician
Procrastination Coordinator
Giggle Facilitator
Sand Castle CEO
Piggy Bank CFO
Prevarication Tutor
Brain Fart Expert
Food Cravings Blogger
Novelty Piercing Retailer
Dream Consultant
Trampoline Tester
Mirth Maven
Government Pork Regulator
Private Parts Investigator
Jellyfish De-boner
Donkey Behaviorist
Dementia Bracelet Designer
Geriatric Sex Counselor
Houseplant Psychiatrist
DVR Instructor
Memory Engineer
“Men Only Spa” Alcoholic Beverage Coordinator
Pekingese Etiquette Coach
“Girls Night Out” Feelings Auditor
Lollipop Historian
Adult Entertainment Researcher
Spanx Trainer
Pet Wedding Photographer
Professional Wallet Organizer
Candle Counter
I’ll bet you have one… Tell me yours!
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