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I Feel Your Pain: Dead or Alive

6 Nov

 

Can life be devoid of pain?

TheScream

I saw a billboard recently that advertised “TOTAL Sleep Dentistry.”

On it was a hot, young blonde (is there any other kind in L.A.?)

She was wearing an itsy bitsy red polka dot bikini (or was it a thong with Spandex pasties?) and a glistening smile.

Her blinding whites sparkled in a movie star kind of way – as if  touched – not from a toothbrush, but by Tinker Bell’s magic wand.

The message went on to promise… […]