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Sex Scandal: Blame it on the Beret

13 Nov


Damn those French and their silly berets.

The beret is no doubt a conspiracy to topple the higher echelons of the United States government via sex scandals.

First… Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton.



Great head hat, Monica!



Now it’s General David Petraeus and Paula Broadwell.



Check out my big stars, Paula!


Berets have long been a tool for seduction. Just ask Zee French!



Je t’aime!


When not seducing the lust challenged, berets have an uncanny ability to annoy.



Oui, Oui! I have 10 berets!


Do not blame it on the bossa nova or Bush!  Blame it on the beret.

beret |bəˈrā|
a round flattish cap of felt or cloth.
ORIGIN early 19th cent.: from French béret ‘Basque cap,

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