Tag Archives: Millennials

Millennials: 7 Signs You’re Too Sick to Go to Work

18 Jan

Millennials Too Sick to Go To Work

Millennials

We love to tease our sweet, mindful millennials.

Especially because we parents nurtured and raised them to be the transcendent humans they are!

Millennials Too Sick to Go To Work

 

7 Signs You’re Too Sick to Go to Work

  • You sneezed and it isn’t allergy season. This acute onset of respiratory symptoms could be flu germs attempting to attack your immune system.  A morning nap, a healing foot massage and a toasty burrata taco is just what the doctor ordered.

~ Stay Home

  • You stubbed your toe. If not attended to, this could develop into a chronic pain syndrome – then where would your career be? Think long-term.

~ Stay Home

  • You feel sort of dizzy this morning and you don’t think it’s the pitcher of Piña Coladas you ingested at your gender reveal party last night. It could be benign positional vertigo, but let’s not take a chance.

~ Stay Home […]

Meetings: Thoughts While Dozing at an HOA Meeting

1 Aug

Meetings

Can you die of boredom?

Death certificate will read: Cause of death – Meetings!

“She was hanging in there pretty well, but then a meeting did her in.”

 

Boring Meetings Humor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Moi

Sure, I look alert and interested in this HOA meeting.

I’ll bet my faux expression of keen attention is fooling the overbearing board members and those oddly perky neighbors sitting next to me.

If it weren’t for the rampant yawns, the tears streaming down my face, and the occasional uncontrolled giggling – they’d have not a clue that I’m bored silly.

Bored in a Meeting Humor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thoughts While Sitting at a Meeting

  •  OMG I’d rather be antiquing in Provence… or even Poughkeepsie.

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Unemployed? Be Fun employed! Fun Careers You Can Try

18 Sep

On The Food Network‘s “Unwrapped” series, Marc Summers often interviews niche experts like Licorice Authority and Junk Food Archivist. These jobs seem enticing.

With unemployment and underemployment so high, many of us are reinventing ourselves professionally.

You may need to rethink your life mission, your calling, your purpose.

Baby Boomers and Millennials, I’m not just talking to you!

BarbBestHumor

Have you considered these jobs?   (And tell me yours)

Flossing Consultant

Potato Chip Scholar

Cleanse Coach

Gumball Historian

Pity Party Planner

Hairball Stylist

Aroma Therapy Artist

Jellybean Flavor Taster

Twitter Addiction Therapist

Social Media Profile Pic Consultant

Cell phone CEO

Diva Enabler

Nap Coach

Principal Caregiver to All Devices Electronic

Rant Management Supervisor

Canine Audio Mitigation Specialist

Goldfish Grief Counselor

Homework Instigator

Bogus Excuse Inventor

Spinner to the Stars

Pet Preceptor

Clutter Engineer

Procrastination Coordinator

Giggle Facilitator

Sand Castle Decorator

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