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Bellyache: Guess Who Came To Dinner

13 May

 

In a perfect world…

You would not celebrate your birthday at a trendy Euro-Asian restaurant touted for it’s delicious, yet healthy dishes and end up in the emergency room 9 hours later with food poisoning. You would not require an I.V.with anti nausea, anti diarrhea, anti pain meds to stop the total body torture.

 

Uninvited: Guess Who Came To Dinner

 

In a perfect world…

You would not cook that special recipe for the in-laws – Quinoa Masala Royale – using infected organic vegetables. Later that evening, our family members would not all coincidentally experience unbearable abdominal cramps normally associated with childbirth. After all, you are a lousy cook, but not that lousy.

In a perfect world…

Our food would make us well, not sick.

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Time: 7 Reasons I’m too Busy

11 Oct

 

Time. Where does it go?

There is never enough time.

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“Violetta Lipstick” by Arienne McCracken – originally posted to Flickr as Violetta Lipstick. Licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0 via Wikimedia Commons

 

I’m too busy to come to your Halloween party because…

  • Been sweating the small stuff – it’s all small stuff – one pit stain at a time.

 

  • Been thinking deeply about the significance of decorative coastal hardware.

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This Is Your Brain On The Holidays

6 Dec

 

The holidays can be overwhelming… we are bombarded with too much of a good thing: work, play, kids, relatives, parties, wine, chocolate, candy, shopping, cloying music, fattening food, holiday spirits – and that’s just online.

Your truculent toddler isn’t the only one who needs a quiet time out in a dark corner! Your brain needs a time out, too.

 

“Easy as pie… did someone say PIE?”

 

Pity your poor besieged brain cells. Why not pamper them with a mini-meditation break?

Think of MEDITATION as a well-deserved respite for you and your 50 shades of gray matter – only you don’t have to lock yourself in the bathroom with a jug of cheap chardonnay. […]

Weekend Funny 5

17 Aug

PALO ALTO, CA - AUGUST 03:  Swimmer Ryan Locht...

PALO ALTO, CA – AUGUST 03: Swimmer Ryan Lochte poses with the gold medals he recently won at the 2011 FINA World Championships during a photo shoot on August 3, 2011 at the Crown Plaza Cabana Hotel in Palo Alto, California. Lochte won a total of six medals at the championships, five golds and one bronze. (Image credit: Getty Images via @daylife)

Like a shirtless Paul Ryan or a shirtless Ryan Lochte…

these fashion & style gems from ’round the web struck me as amusing.  Enjoy!

  • What NOT To Wear EVER * MORE.COM  Pleated slacks? Don’t tell Diane Keaton.
  • Smiley Miley is at it again.  HUFFPOST  Bad hair day?
  • Cow Nails at HELLO GIGGLES. Got milk?
  • Top Box Wine FOXNEWS.COM Next, it’ll be a brown bag.
  • Does This Eye Shadow Make You Look Hungry? DIVINECAROLINE.COM Not exactly eye candy.

Why I Always Wear Black at MORE.COM

 

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