Especially because we parents nurtured and raised them to be the transcendent humans they are!
7 Signs You’re Too Sick to Go to Work
You sneezed and it isn’t allergy season. This acute onset of respiratory symptoms could be flu germs attempting to attack your immune system. A morning nap, a healing foot massage and a toasty burrata taco is just what the doctor ordered.
~ Stay Home
You stubbed your toe. If not attended to, this could develop into a chronic pain syndrome – then where would your career be? Think long-term.
~ Stay Home
You feel sort of dizzy this morning and you don’t think it’s the pitcher of Piña Coladas you ingested at your gender reveal party last night. It could be benign positional vertigo, but let’s not take a chance.
You love babies… a) Of course! The more the merrier. b) Anywhere, but sitting near me on an airplane c) Only if they are four-legged d) I prefer them in the womb e) Sure, they make great props for campaign photo opps
Food stamps are… a) A lifesaver for those in need b) Handy for buying Life Saver candies and cigarettes c) Rather tasty d) Fattening e) A bonanza for fraud
A full-time job is… a) a colossal pain in the ass b) Something I kind of miss c) Fine if it doesn’t interfere with my FaceBook time d) What the government owes us e) An essential part of The American Dream in this exceptional country!
My retirement fund is… a) A victim of chronic abuse b) Missing In Action c) What retirement fund? d) Not enough for my cat to live on for a month e) Tied to a Golden Parachute
An AK-47 is… a) A legal firearm b) A lubricant c) A complicated tax form d) Something obscene that should be banned from the planet! e) Standard issue with drivers’ licenses in Texas
🙂 Aren’t you glad the election is over in less than a week?
On The Food Network‘s “Unwrapped” series, Marc Summers often interviews niche experts like Licorice Authority and Junk Food Archivist. These jobs seem enticing.
With unemployment and underemployment so high, many of us are reinventing ourselves professionally.
You may need to rethink your life mission, your calling, your purpose.
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