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Alternative Uses for your $350, 15 Pound Anti-Anxiety Blanket

14 May

Alternative Uses for your Anti-Anxiety Blanket

Alternative Uses for your $350, 15 Pound Anti-Anxiety Blanket

 

Alternative Uses for your Anti-Anxiety Blanket

 

Anti-Anxiety blankets for adults are all the rage.

They come in varying weights – heavy and heavier.

They are advertised as being the solution to all of your problems with insomnia, anxiety, depression, Asperger’s, chronic back pain, red velvet cupcake cravings, extreme couponing, and the bovine blues.

Plus, they are more FUN than a strait jacket!

However

If for some reason, your weighted blanket doesn’t calm you, but instead causes sleep paralysis or nightmares that you’re being suffocated by a colossal beanbag…

Alternative Uses for your Anti-Anxiety Blanket

Eureka!

 

Alternative Uses for your $350, 15 Pound Anti-Anxiety Blanket

  1. Functions as a saddle when giving young children horsey rides or for your own equine pleasure with consenting adults.

 

  1. Great for muscle toning. Pump like barbells. It’s never too early to fend off osteopenia, pop a neck vein, or jerk yourself a hiatal hernia.

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Married? 15 Reasons You Want A Divorce

15 Mar

Happily Married?

15 Reasons You Want A Divorce

A happy marriage is a mystery to many.

 

Married 15 Reasons You Want a Divorce Humor

                            Brainy Quote

 

Everything considered

when it comes to being happily married,

it’s the little things, isn’t it?

married […]

Sleep is for the Single-Minded: Zzz

4 Nov

Sleep, where art thou?

 

ZZZZ! Sleep is for the Single

Photo Credit:Barb Best

 

Why can’t you sleep?

ZZZ!

Help me please, I barely sleep a wink

And three a.m. is no time to think,

Could it be restless feet or something dumber

Forcing me to lose my beauty slumber? […]

Sleep Hotel

23 Oct

Do you get enough sleep?

If you don’t, I feel your pain.

Poor Michael Jackson.  All he wanted was a darn nap.

In my endless pursuit of more and better quality sleep, I have a new fantasy which involves Cyprus and a five star hotel.

Yes – that Cyprus!

THE Sleep Hotel

 

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