Advice You Know You Want It
27 Feb
Who needs advice from Dear Abby or Oprah
when everyone has their two cents worth?
WTH HERE’S MINE 😀
- Don’t hire a life coach who doesn’t have a life – or at least a nice dog.
- Never go to the grocery store at noon on a Monday – it’s such a good time for a lemon cleanse anyway – not.
- If you insist upon racing snowboards or motorcycles – make sure you have health insurance and someone to drive you to your doctor’s appointments for five months.
- If you can’t stand the heat in the kitchen – don’t cook. Order take-out.
- Remember – menopause passes, but male mid-life crisis is forever. […]