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Weekend Funny 5

17 Aug

PALO ALTO, CA - AUGUST 03:  Swimmer Ryan Locht...

PALO ALTO, CA – AUGUST 03: Swimmer Ryan Lochte poses with the gold medals he recently won at the 2011 FINA World Championships during a photo shoot on August 3, 2011 at the Crown Plaza Cabana Hotel in Palo Alto, California. Lochte won a total of six medals at the championships, five golds and one bronze. (Image credit: Getty Images via @daylife)

Like a shirtless Paul Ryan or a shirtless Ryan Lochte…

these fashion & style gems from ’round the web struck me as amusing.  Enjoy!

  • What NOT To Wear EVER * MORE.COM  Pleated slacks? Don’t tell Diane Keaton.
  • Smiley Miley is at it again.  HUFFPOST  Bad hair day?
  • Cow Nails at HELLO GIGGLES. Got milk?
  • Top Box Wine FOXNEWS.COM Next, it’ll be a brown bag.
  • Does This Eye Shadow Make You Look Hungry? DIVINECAROLINE.COM Not exactly eye candy.

Why I Always Wear Black at MORE.COM

 

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My Summer Bummers

29 May

Fun in the sun isn’t always fun.  A day at the beach can be more misery than merriment. And now they tell us sunscreen gives us cancer? Ain’t that sweet 🙂

My 15 summer bummers… What are yours?

1.   Swimsuit wardrobe malfunction when faking bravado on the Boogie Board

2.   Sunburn on private parts

3.   Younger, slimmer, and obviously richer women donning floss bikinis, spray tans, and serious diamond earrings

4.   Being buried in bacteria filthy, crab infested, scalding sand for the amusement and photo opp pleasure of loved ones

5.   People who use “summer” as a verb, but not “budget” as a verb

6.   A plethora of hideous tattoos scribbled on every hairy limb like graffiti on a sunset

7.   Blowing up that darn beach ball, feeling dizzy, maybe it’s a stroke

8.   That skanky fish smell that blows off the stagnant bay

9.   Jellyfish who stalk just you

10. Kids who whine “I’m bored” because you’re not entertaining them 24-7

11.  Dutifully applying and reapplying sunscreen only to find out it causes skin cancer – classic example of “Damn if you do, damn if you don’t!”

12.  Joggers impervious to triple digit temperatures

13.  Gnats in my mojito

14.  Listening to perfectly nice folks mispronounce “mojito”

15.  Shark attacks, guaranteed to spoil the mood!

Sharing is caring. WHAT ARE YOUR SUMMER BUMMERS?

 

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