7 Dec
Want to die doing what you love? Eating!
How about binging on the irresistible holiday treats that are ubiquitous this time of year?
Four out of five sugar addicts agree – holiday food is the best way to go.
Like ukulele music, you either love fruitcake or you hate it.
There are at least two ways to die via fruitcake. […]
14 Oct
Barring a terrorist attack, cataclysmic global economic collapse, or tainted Halloween candy, October is usually a fairly innocuous month.
But not this October.
Squeeze!
13 May
You would not celebrate your birthday at a trendy Euro-Asian restaurant touted for it’s delicious, yet healthy dishes and end up in the emergency room 9 hours later with food poisoning. You would not require an I.V.with anti nausea, anti diarrhea, anti pain meds to stop the total body torture.
You would not cook that special recipe for the in-laws – Quinoa Masala Royale – using infected organic vegetables. Later that evening, our family members would not all coincidentally experience unbearable abdominal cramps normally associated with childbirth. After all, you are a lousy cook, but not that lousy.
24 Oct
Admittedly, I never met a brie, blue, or Asiago I didn’t adore.
Blame it on opiates, dopamine receptors, and our lust for pizza. […]
25 Apr
Dear Food Network,
Thank you for teaching my kids how to cook fancy schmancy.
The vast culinary knowledge they have acquired lounging in front of the TV and laptop (love your website) has raised the chow bar to quite a sophisticated level.
Unfortunately, they leave 99% of the actual cooking to moi.
Cook Like A Star!
I can no longer pawn turkey hot dogs, tuna sandwiches, or cans of noodle soup off as a meal. […]
8 Jun
“I’ll sleep when I die!” – Lady Gaga
I am proud to announce…
I have made a significant discovery which will advance science and help humankind.
TA DA! […]
15 Nov
*This blog is gluten free and GMO free.
Why don’t I get a pet kangaroo? Have I no sense of adventure whatsoever?
Would it be less stressful (aka healthier) spending the holidays in Cupcake Rehab or Workout Boot Camp than entertaining the cranky kids and in-laws for two weeks? […]
28 May
1. It’s not good to eat foods you can’t pronounce. So avoid stuff like shitakes, bok choy, radicchio, and quinoa. Especially quinoa.
2. A banana makes a perfectly fine antacid. Peel first. Feel free to add ice cream, chopped nuts, and a cherry on top.
3. Doctors suggest you sniff rosemary to boost your memory and sharpen your test-taking skills. However, ask Rosemary first. “No” means “No!” […]
7 Dec
The weekend is a wonderful time to indulge in books, food, movies, Facebook, and… ?
Funny Writers http://humorwriters.org/
Funny Food http://www.funnyfood.us/
13 Favorite Food Flicks http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/13-of-our-favorite-food-flicks/food-flicks-willy-wonka/
Facebook Funny Pic http://on.fb.me/THKHH1
Tracy Flick http://youtu.be/XaQvqhtCYW0
25 May
TGIF
Every Friday I feature 5 LINKS to LAUGHTER. Enjoy!
How to Bake a Chicken Without Flippin’ the Bird Lisa Tognola
Another food mystery solved at Mental Floss
The Hilarious Rachael Ray Food Network Humor
How To Tattoo A Banana Admit it, bananas are funny.
