Married? 15 Reasons You Want A Divorce
15 Mar
Happily Married?
15 Reasons You Want A Divorce
A happy marriage is a mystery to many.

Brainy Quote
Everything considered
when it comes to being happily married,
it’s the little things, isn’t it?
15 Mar
A happy marriage is a mystery to many.
Brainy Quote
Everything considered
when it comes to being happily married,
it’s the little things, isn’t it?
13 Sep
Dwayne Dear,
Must I remind you? In our Sole Custody Agreement dictated by the SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA, I (the plaintiff and “the mother”) KARLA FLICKER KLIMPFER, beat you (the defendant and “the father”) like a monkey’s brass drum.
As the Primary Residential Custodial Parent and the parent entitled to receive feline support on behalf of “SCRUFFLES,” I would like to bring to your attention the following pressing issues.
The court reinstated your visitation rights on alternate weekends of months beginning with an “M” and ending with a “Y.” Don’t be late.
It is important to remember that Scruffles’ nutritionist insists on “Fancy Pants Pussy” Steamed Wild Alaskan Salmon in a champagne consomme. Scruffles and her litter coach will know if you try and pass off those cheapo generic kibbles again. […]