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To-Do: A List for the Listless

5 Jun

To-Do: A List for the Listless

JUNE To-Do List

Thank you Covid.

You have taught us patience.

A year of delayed gratification, postponements and chronic procrastination has created a to-do list longer than the pandemic itself.

The Short List

June Humor

BIG MANICURE

 

 

 

Footsie

An entire year without a pedicure.

The horror!

You know it and I know it.

It’s damn time for a serious exfoliating foot treatment.

June humor

 

Bon Voyage

Vaccinated. Caffeinated. Ready to roll!

We are itchin’ to travel.

A niggling case of wanderlust has been eating away at our weary souls as we have settled for Netflix binges, web surfing and mediocre take-out food.

Doesn’t have to be a Mediterranean cruise, a first-class flight to Paris or a month on a private yacht.

You’ll settle for a road trip to Grandma’s condo or the local beach.

 

June Humor Clear Clutter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Smart Phone

In the past year, you’ve built up digital clutter on your cell phone like pounds around your middle.

Time to cut and clear.

Lighten the megabyte load.

June chocolate humor

Yum Yum

Lastly, don’t forget to plan for your tombstone inscription.

Don’t forget to choose a snazzy font.

Sweet!  A woman In Utah had her headstone engraved with her fudge recipe.

Who says you have to stop sharing after you die?

 

 

June Gloom: 50 Shades of L.A. Gray

Wine: Ruminations from the Bottom of a Glass of Rose´

Professional Reader

 

 

 

 

 

Technology: Just Because You Can… Do You Want To?

20 Jun

Technology: Because You Can

Technology is amazing.

Timesaving.

Stimulating.

Empowering.

Entertaining.

Seductive.

Technology: Because You Can

BUT…

  • Must you count every step you take? Fascinating at first, mundane after a week.

 

  • Do you desire a smart house? If you want to be surrounded by a superior intelligence – get a cat!

 

  • Seriously… do you need a motion-activated, glowing LED illuminated toilet seat?

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Cell Messages I Missed Because My Signal Dropped Out

25 Oct

Cellphones and Signals

Reaching me via cell – the expectations are way too high!

8:15 a.m.

voicemail

“Hi Barb, (cough) (cough) will you give me a ring when you get a chance? Thank you.”

 

9:25 a.m.

voicemail

“Hi Barb, would you mind driving honey? I don’t feel like driving. (laughter) Would you mind? Um, I’m trying to see if 12:00 is a good time for us to leave. No, not leave here, I mean just to get there. Um, what’s the traffic? I wonder if you’ve been out yet? You haven’t been out yet, have you? Okay, give me a call when you get this. Thank you, dear. Bye.”

 

10:42 a.m.

voicemail

“Hi Barb, I’ve been trying to reach you. (strained laughter) Is your phone ringing or what? Um… I figure we should leave around twenty-five after ’cause it takes a little while to go through the park up there… if that’s okay with you (thru teeth) sweetheart.

Okay, I’ll talk to you when you get home.” CLICK.

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7 Eternal Questions

24 Jul

What do women want?

 

Boing, Boing!

 

Where does all the money go?

 

BarbBestHumor

 

Did I eat the whole thing… again?

 

humor

 

You lookin’ at me? You lookin’ at me?

 

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Can you hear me? Can you hear me now?

 

Humor

 

 

Why is there a giraffe in this window?  Is he considering jumping?

 

 

What else do women really want?

 

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