Death: Condolence Greeting Cards for Real Life
1 Nov
Death: Condolence Cards for Real Life
There is considerable loss and misfortune in our daily lives. Perhaps mundane, and yet so tragic.
“Everyday a little death.”
– A Little Night Music
For your Comfort
My condolences on your recent disastrous coach flights through Cleveland and Newark and the loss of your luggage. That eclectic wardrobe of yours is… irreplaceable.
In deepest sympathy on the demise of your classic vintage Baroque sofa.
Who knew a cute little puppy 
could chew through an antique armrest that has been in the family for centuries and is practically a historical landmark.
On the passing of your five year old Frigidaire. “They don’t make them like they used to!” says everyone over 45 years old. Perhaps this is a sign? God is tempting you to enjoy more processed foods and take-out meals. Appliance demise is often a mixed blessing.
Sorry to hear your best friend flaked out on you again. Another dental emergency? Who wanted to go on that dopey luxury European cruise anyway? Mamma Mia! Mamma Mia Here We Go Again!
Good Help is Hard to Find
Sending you comfort as you process the neglect and desertion inflicted upon you by your trusted handyman. Anyone who can do the house stuff for you is marriage material. Lots of luck on your search – you’ll need it.
The Glass is Half Full
In deepest sympathy on the loss of your marbles. Perhaps it is time to play with your food or your feet.
Thinking of you as we all lose our memories – day by day, hour by hour, minute by minute… WTF I forget the next one.
Time to Heal
Sorry you’re going through this fresh hell. Nobody deserves this agony. Wishing your internet connection a speedy recovery.
Carol Burnett
