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Death: Condolence Greeting Cards for Real Life

1 Nov

Condolence Cards Daily Life Death Humor

Death: Condolence Cards for Real Life

There is considerable loss and misfortune in our daily lives. Perhaps mundane, and yet so tragic.

 

“Everyday a little death.”

– A Little Night Music

 

For your Comfort

My condolences on your recent disastrous coach flights through Cleveland and Newark and the loss of your luggage. That eclectic wardrobe of yours is… irreplaceable.

 

 

Condolence Cards Real Life

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In deepest sympathy on the demise of your classic vintage Baroque sofa.

Who knew a cute little puppy 🐶 could chew through an antique armrest that has been in the family for centuries and is practically a historical landmark.

 

Condolence Cards Daily Life Humor

 

 

 

 

On the passing of your five year old Frigidaire.  “They don’t make them like they used to!” says everyone over 45 years old.  Perhaps this is a sign? God is tempting you to enjoy more processed foods and take-out meals.  Appliance demise is often a mixed blessing.

 

 

Sorry to hear your best friend flaked out on you again. Another dental emergency? Who wanted to go on that dopey luxury European cruise anyway? Mamma Mia! Mamma Mia Here We Go Again!

 

 

Condolence Cards Daily Life Death Humor

Good Help is Hard to Find

Sending you comfort as you process the neglect and desertion inflicted upon you by your trusted handyman. Anyone who can do the house stuff for you is marriage material. Lots of luck on your search – you’ll need it.

 

 

The Glass is Half Full

 

In deepest sympathy on the loss of your marbles. Perhaps it is time to play with your food or your feet.
Thinking of you as we all lose our memories – day by day, hour by hour, minute by minute… WTF I forget the next one.

 

Condolence Cards Daily Life Death Humor

 

 

 

 

 

 

Time to Heal

Sorry you’re going through this fresh hell. Nobody deserves this agony.  Wishing your internet connection a speedy recovery.
Carol Burnett

News to Amuse: Weird, Wonderful and Wild

7 Jun

Weird & Wonderful NEWS from Around the World

Pain-free News: Isn’t that all we ask?

Medical Fluke

Woman who feels NO PAIN is scientific marvel…
https://tiny.iavian.net/s0vx

But she can still complain if she feels like it.

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7 Survivor TIPS: I Feel Your Air Travel Pain

30 Jan

 

air travel pain

Enjoy your flight!

 

I feel your air travel pain!

Flying is no longer the inspiring, sexy adventure it used to be.

If one is flying coach nowadays (WHAT? You don’t own a Gulf Stream GV? Sorry to hear that…)

one needs a survival plan.

BarbBestHumor

Right!

 

Here are 7 Survivor TIPS

  • Avoid all children, the elderly, and those more neurotic and/or anxious than you.

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