Tag Archives: affirmation

Affirmations 4 U

12 Dec

 

affirmation stones and chopsticks with clipping path
LAUGHABLE AFFABLES FOR YOU!

Affirmations from the heart & liver:

Repeat after me…

I am humble.

I am happy.

I am mellow.

Dang it. I am downright swellow.

PLEASE note that affirmations are more effective if you are not chewing, nibbling, sucking, slurping, imbibing, scratching or inhaling.

Close BOTH eyes.  

I am calm… […]

Affirmations for the Miserable

19 Jun

Happy

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Affirmations should not be just for the lucky lighthearted souls among us or for those busy bees tediously aspiring to be oh, so merry.

How about some AFFIRMATIONS for the rest of us?

OM…

  • My joints ache with every new sunrise.    OM…
  • I nourish my inner curmudgeon.    OM…
  • I am one with trash TV.    OM…
  • The dog does not think highly of me. I languish in his disappointment.   OM…
  • Chocolate is my only friend.    OM… […]