My First 100 Days: Lots of Crying
29 Apr
My First 100 Days
Enough about Trump. Here’s what I did in my first 100 days. Whaaa!
- Exited my mother’s womb with a ton of fanfare. Actually, it was a bloodbath. Pretty gross. Extremely exhausting for Mom and me. Couldn’t wait to get cleaned up and grab a nap. Whew.
- Cried. There’s lots of crying in the first 100.
- Slept, mostly in spurts of a few hours here, a few hours there. Similar to how I do now.
