Summertime Blues: Heat Stroke from Deep Summer Thoughts

4 Aug

 

Do you have the summertime blues?

Are you feelin’ the heat – or worse yet – the humidity?

Have you been out in the scorching summer sun too long?

 

Summertime Blues

 

Deep Summer thoughts while contemplating the sand between my toes

  • Do we really need Canine Intelligence Tests? This doggie competition has gone too far – I saw a “My Border Collie is smarter than your Cocker Spaniel” bumper sticker on a tricycle. Can’t we all agree? Dog breeds… they are ALL gifted.

  • Summer Cool. How can one not project a whimsical image when lounging on a Flamingo pool float, sporting a polka dot bikini, and sipping a frozen daiquiri? You, tell, me.
  • The Restroom Controversy. Most women I know don’t want to share a bathroom with their husbands, let alone a burly male stranger in a sundress. Personally, I’m against any policy that makes the line to the women’s room any longer than it is now.
  • Garden hoses should not be designed with patterns that resemble snakes. This is not fun for anyone, not even the dog.
  • What perv came up with “peeping drones?”
  • Why is it called procrastination – and not concrastination? There doesn’t seem to be anything positive about it.
  • I refuse to believe that flossing is not beneficial. I Mental Floss everyday!

 

 

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