Summer Notes To Self: 7 To Ponder

2 Aug



Scribbled on an iPhone “Notes” APP near you…


  • If a stranger tells you, “I’m crazy. I know I’m crazy!” three times in the course of a ten minute conversation in a doctor’s waiting room… take them at their word.  Run for the hills.
  • Overheard at the veterinarian’s office: “Coyotes are cute. I want to hug them all.” Good luck with that…

  • If you’re having a domestic dispute over space aliens or salad dressing… perhaps you and the husband don’t get out enough?
  •  60 is the new 40. Dead is the new old. Young is the new forever young.
  • Sitting is the new smoking. Standing is the new puffing. Reclining is the new inhaling.
  • Why don’t they make ear plugs for pets? Perfect for shutting out disturbing noises such as fireworks, garbage trucks, doorbells, and band practice. Also blocks “Get off the couch!”
  • Isn’t voodoo just acupuncture on dolls?


Hope everyone is having a fun, relaxing, exciting summer! 



Thousand Island Dressing on a plate of salad. ...

Thousand Island Dressing on a plate of salad. Taken by Flickr user JND90745 at Pancho’s restaurant, Manhattan Beach, California, USA. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)



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2 Responses to “Summer Notes To Self: 7 To Ponder”

  1. Mary Kay Morrison August 2, 2014 at 8:58 am #

    Barb–This made me laugh out loud—especially the “dead is the new old” Where do you come up with this great stuff! So enjoy your writing! HUGS MK

    • Barb Best August 3, 2014 at 10:38 am #

      Thanks for stopping by, Mary Kay. Glad you laughed 🙂

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