Social Distancing: The Howard Hughes Guide
5 Sep
Social Distancing Pointers from Howard Hughes
Having trouble social distancing
being stuck at home
how ’bout
taking some grooming tips from
the eccentric, reclusive billionaire Howard Hughes –
you will not only be successfully distanced…
people will stay clear away from you!
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DO IT LIKE HOWARD!
- Wash your hands 15 times a day – so what if you’re wearing gloves? You don’t need a pandemic to be Mr. Clean.
- Wear Kleenex box hats. Nothing like protective headgear to make you feel safe and sound. And much more stylish than a tin foil cap.
- Only bed busty actresses and only have sex with them once, then gorge yourself for months on their housekeeper’s baked goods – while they fantasize about marrying you and helping you handle your filthy millions.
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- Grow foot-long, curly fingernails that put Elvira to shame.
- Don’t trim – or comb – your beard for a decade.
All in jest.
Books
Read these fantastic biographies of the genius Howard Hughes
Movies
ICYMI… here is a great movie about Howard Hughes
The Aviator (2004) Official Trailer #1 – Leonardo DiCaprio
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