OMG! My iPhone Died

5 Jun


OMG! My iPhone died.

I think I need a grief counselor.

– No battery power. No cord. No electrical outlet. No way to connect.

– OMG! I don’t know what time it is. Can’t find a clock. Don’t remember how to tell analog time anyway. When the big hand is on the ? and the little hand is on the…?

– OMG! No texts or calls from loved ones, co-dependents, and Fandango spammers.

– OMG! Don’t know what people are saying on Twitter. Having a major FMO (FEAR OF MISSING OUT) freak-out.

– OMG! No Google. No information. No instant gratification. No news.

Who said “NO news is good news?” Were they kidding?

– OMG! No immediate answers to my numerous, urgent medical questions like “Is this weird mole on my ass malignant?” and “Sharp pain in neck shooting down to crotch, spreading to left clavicle. Heart attack?”

– OMG! No access to the “Photos” APP. How cruel. We are our recent memories.

My smart phone is not just smart; it’s gifted.

A majority of all American adults own a smartphone, poll says

By Hayley Tsukayama
For the first time, a majority of American adults are now smartphone owners, according to a study released Wednesday.




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8 Responses to “OMG! My iPhone Died”

  1. Barbara June 5, 2013 at 11:48 am #

    Hilarious! I feel your pain, Barb. We recently visited some national parks on vacation and NOTHING! How in the world do they expect us to share our every awesome moment without internet access or phone service? And just think what would happen if a bear attacked and I have no way to share that pic of my husband being eaten alive?? Our phones may be smart but they can’t do everything. What can it hurt to place one little phone tower on top of Lincoln’s nose at Mount Rushmore for heaven’s sake!?

  2. Sandra June 5, 2013 at 12:32 pm #

    Isn’t it terrible how naked and helpless we feel without our iPhones? What did we do before? i forgot mine the other day and did not know how to function. Cute Portandia video.

  3. Sharon Greenthal June 5, 2013 at 12:41 pm #

    I cannot imagine. Last night our cable/internet was out and my husband and I were having withdrawals. The only thing we could do was go to sleep.

  4. Astra June 5, 2013 at 6:04 pm #

    Too funny! I feel your pain too! There is such a thing called nophonophobia. I think you’re a candidate for treatment 😉

  5. Cathy Turney June 5, 2013 at 7:24 pm #

    On the other hand, it’s a great excuse for relaxing! Very funny!

  6. Lisa Tognola June 6, 2013 at 11:24 am #

    LOL! Been there, and the only thing worse was when my teenager’s phone died!

  7. Dawn Weber June 11, 2013 at 1:37 pm #

    OMG! Heaven help you, without a smartphone, Barb. Mine is glued to me, 24/7, and I’ll tell you one thing: I havent been bored since I bought it.

  8. Jeanette June 11, 2013 at 3:06 pm #

    I must say I am not nearly as adicted as you ladies, and thought for sure I did NOT need a smart phone. Since Oct. last year, now I’m not so sure! I am loving it now. Doesn’t hurt to have a back-up computer! Only thing I hate is when it is smarter than me!

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