My Thoughts While Trying To Meditate

19 Feb

 

Meditate or Medicate?

 

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OM…

Did I set my iPhone alarm for this session?

OM…

Who knew breathing could be so complicated?

OM…

Paul McCartney can come to my party anytime.

OM…

I bet my cat would enjoy a loofah massage sometime.

OM…

I wonder if there is a church that worships cheese.

OM…

Hmm. Old people think young people are annoying. Young people think old people are annoying. They are both right.

OM…

I can’t feel my foot. Should I open my eyes to see if it is still there?

YAWN

Am I doing this meditation thing right?

NODDING OFF

Probably not.

ZZZZZZ!

Wake up already & follow me on Twitter – I’m @HaBarb

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