What I Learned This Week

21 Apr

 

We are always learning – perhaps not always remembering – but always learning.

I learned some interesting things this week that I will share with you.

I go through the pain so you don’t have to 🙂

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  •  It’s a bad sign when your husband keeps a jug of antifreeze and an eye dropper in the kitchen.  Hint: Get a food tester. (Forensic Files)

 

  • When flying, your carry-on luggage should never weigh more than twice your body weight – unless you are on steroids.

 

  • It can be very expensive to wait for a flight out of McCarran Airport in Las Vegas. Flashing slot machines are as enticing as the seductive aroma of Cinnabon.

 

BTW If this isn’t food porn, I don’t know what is… http://www.cinnabon.com/

 

Learning!

 

  • If your cat is miffed at you, he will not only think out of the box, he will act out of the box.

 

  • You know it’s spring when the birds are having a chirping orgy outside your window at the break of dawn.

 

  • Soon, your husband/wife/significant other may leave you for a robot. (Time Magazine)

 

Taking Notes?

 

  • “Never have your husband teach you to ski.” – from Gypsy Nesters

 

  • If you really want to sleep better after a certain age, have black-out curtains installed on your eyeballs. Works like a charm.

 

  • Chocolate fudge frosting never disappoints.

 

Did you know that a sense of humor can be learned?

If you care about a teen who wants more laughter in their life, here’s a book for you! On amazon… http://amzn.to/22v2OCC

Find Your Funny Book Barb Best

 

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