How To Have A Homicide-Free Holiday

22 Nov

 

Thanksgiving with the family?

We all agree a homicide-free holiday is nice.

Don't talk Politics

MY TIPS

  • Don’t talk politics.

 

  • Respect your family members’ feelings… even if they are obviously stupid, illogical, and batsh*t crazy.

 

  • Don’t talk politics.

 

  • Don’t attack siblings with your Bernie Sanders action figure… even though you feel like bludgeoning them to death.

 

  • Don’t talk politics.

 

  • Don’t rub your son’s face in your sweaty Trump “Make America Great Again” cap… even if he is a sore loser.

 

  • Did I say “Don’t Talk Politics?”

 

Peace.

Love.

Pecan Pie.

Happy Thanksgiving to ALL!

 

 

 

 

 

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