How To Have A Homicide-Free Holiday

22 Nov


Thanksgiving with the family?

We all agree a homicide-free holiday is nice.

Don't talk Politics


  • Don’t talk politics.


  • Respect your family members’ feelings… even if they are obviously stupid, illogical, and batsh*t crazy.


  • Don’t talk politics.


  • Don’t attack siblings with your Bernie Sanders action figure… even though you feel like bludgeoning them to death.


  • Don’t talk politics.


  • Don’t rub your son’s face in your sweaty Trump “Make America Great Again” cap… even if he is a sore loser.


  • Did I say “Don’t Talk Politics?”




Pecan Pie.

Happy Thanksgiving to ALL!






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