Driving Me Crazy: 12 Excuses… What STOP Sign?
10 Apr
Driving can drive you crazy.
“Gee, Officer. Was there a STOP sign back there? I didn’t see a STOP sign. Please don’t shoot – just kidding.”
SO… WHY DIDN’T I SEE THAT STOP SIGN?
Excuses, Excuses!
* I was doing the finishing touches on my pedicure. After all, I’m on my way to my GYN app’t.
* Purse dog was driving. He’s nearsighted.
* It’s early. Not awake yet. Give me a break.
* I suck at Monday morning multitasking. You understand.
* Was meditating. Breakfast and carpool with kids was nerve-racking.
* Was texting. Okay, lock me up!
* Was revisiting cat fight on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion show.
* Was shaving. Told you I had a GYN app’t.
* Coffee was brewing.
* Enjoying a puff on my electronic cigarette after sex daydream. Love your uniform, especially the tall boots.
* Stopped to smell the roses in my dangling dashboard air freshener.
* Spacing out. This is L.A. dude.
Don’t forget to stop and smell the roses on Twitter. I’m @HaBarb
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