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Celebrity Weekend Funny 5

4 Jan

5 for the weekend!

Celebrities are a constant source of humor…

How Was Your Week? with JULIE KLAUSNER

What to Expect When You’re Expecting: Kim Kardashian Edition (Mad Magazine)

Suzy Soro’s new book Celebrity sTalker

$$$ Top Earning Dead Celebrities – Forbes Magazine

Oddly amusing: Celebrities on Twitter: Twitgrids.com

Paris Hilton

about 7 hours ago

Going to bed. Sweet dreams everyone. Good night

 

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Weekend Funny 5 Finger Clickin’ Good

7 Dec

 

The weekend is a wonderful time to indulge in books, food, movies, Facebook, and… ?

 

Funny Writers       http://humorwriters.org/

Funny Food       http://www.funnyfood.us/

13 Favorite Food Flicks       http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/13-of-our-favorite-food-flicks/food-flicks-willy-wonka/

Facebook Funny Pic        http://on.fb.me/THKHH1

Tracy Flick        http://youtu.be/XaQvqhtCYW0

 

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Weekend Funny 5 YouTube Videos

9 Nov

Portlandia!

 

 

My Funny Major Medical BOOK TRAILER:    http://youtu.be/EuVt2u8RZoQ

 

Weekend Funny 5 Spooky News

26 Oct

No news is good news…

Warnings after chipmunk diagnosed with plague

By AP News  Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Convulsing chipmunks! I always knew camping was bad for you.

 

82-year-old woman suing Trader Joe’s after a can of tuna hit her in head

The New York Post By KATHIANNE BONIELLO   Posted: October 21, 2012

Was it something she said?

 

Drunk Shopping: Are You Guilty of SUI (Shopping Under The Influence)?

The Huffington Post  |  By     Posted: 10/26/2012 8:23 am EDT

Friends don’t let friends drink and click.

 

How clever is this T-Shirt? I love Mental Floss!

 

The Putin ad (that came before the Lena Dunham‘s “The First Time”)

Cool or creepy?

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

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Weekend Funny 5 at the Movies

19 Oct

5 Reasons you’ll enjoy the movie “Some Day This Pain Will Be Useful To You” 

1. It’s about “coming of age angst”  2. Comic actress Aubrey Plaza (NBC’s “Parks & Recreation”)  3. It takes place in New York   4. Veteran actress Ellen Burstyn  5. Peter Gallagher (“Covert Affairs”)

 

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Weekend Funny 5 on Twitter

12 Oct

On Twitter, check out:

Wendy Liebman

Wendy Liebman ‏ @WendyLiebman

Hi! I’m not verified so I’m not really sure that I’m me.

 

Steve Martin

 

Steve Martin@SteveMartinToGo

I am the actor, writer, comedian and banjo fiend. You can find out about my shows at SteveMartin.com.

Moving around. · http://www.stevemartin.com

 

Comedy writer, juggler (trainee), reader. Planner of Schemes, Builder of Dreams. I will brook no guff from chumps. http://www.DanBurt.com/

Alabama · http://www.CaptainCanard.com/

 

The Laughter Rx|Healing Humor 4 patients&caregivers|Nurses Month http://bit.ly/Ihigta | Current http://bit.ly/RgtDqU| Subscribe http://bit.ly/OMBIY9

Florence, OR · http://www.laughterrx.net

 

The Hot Flash Mob is a worldwide movement to raise awareness and change perceptions about peri-menopause and menopause.

· http://thehotflashmob.com

 

 

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Weekend Funny 5 – 100 Fast & Funny One-liners eBook Trailer

5 Oct

What’s 1) short and sweet 2) fast and funny 3) a collection of one-liners and quotes on love, sex, life, pain, health, aging  4) like a friggin’ box of tasty truffles but less fattening and only $2.99 on Amazon for heaven’s sake 5) an “entertaining little ebook you will treasure!”

100 Fast & Funny: Ha-Musings by Barb Best

Snap your copy up at Amazon <HERE>  Thanks 🙂

  • Phyllis Diller’s Lessons for Funny Ladies
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Weekend Funny 5 More Signs Death Is Near

28 Sep

5 More Signs “Death” Is Near!

1.  Location. Location. Location. You are reclining in a cozy donut pool float, gloriously buzzed on Jamaican rum cocktails, drifting in the balmy blue Caribbean… but a hungry shark has a hankering for your pricey, dutifully applied 70 SPF face lotion.

2.  Politics. You’ve stopped screaming like a banshee at the election year coverage on the cable news channels.

3.  Loss of thirst for your favorite wine, Chateau St. Jean French Chardonnay. Say it ain’t so.

4.  Sex. You no longer consider vaginal rejuvenation a viable option.

5.  Money. Compulsive couponing has lost its charm. You really can’t take that extra 15 cents with you? Damn.

7 Signs Death Is Near

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Weekend Funny 5 Urgent Emails To Spoil Your Weekend

21 Sep

Friends often wish you “Have a wonderful weekend.”

5 urgent emails to spoil your weekend:

  • Your Credit Card Balance Has Reached Set Threshold Alert
  • Elaborate wedding plans in disarray due to unplanned pregnancy
  • Granny had a bear encounter
  • Granny had a bare encounter
  • Chocolate Recall due to salmonella scare

 

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“Next Time I Move, They’ll Carry Me Out in a Box”

14 Sep

Weekend Funny 5 – Funny New Book ALERT!

Guess what? I’m moving this week. So this book is perfect… Michele feels my pain and yours.

For everyone who’s ever moved, sold a house, bought a house…

Weekend Funny Five

5 Things about Next Time I Move, They’ll Carry Me Out in a Box by Michele Wojciechowski

1. If war is hell, moving is a close second. When you put your home on the market, it has to look “livable,” but not “lived in.” Confused? So was I…

2. My husband is still addicted to The Magic Eraser. But it can’t make dirty underwear disappear.

3. Famous folks in the comedy world think my book is funny. Who? Bruce Cameron, Jenny Hagel, Tracy Beckerman, Jim Mendrinos, Jim Higley, to name just a few. Alan Zweibel, award-winning comedy writer, Thurber Prize winner, and co-author (with Dave Barry) of Lunatics writes, “Michele Wojciechowski’s humor is so smart, insightful, and witty that for a moment I thought I was reading something I’d written.”

4. Famous folks in the real estate market think it’s funny. My Realtor, Sandy Smith, even wrote the Foreword. Margaret M. Kelly, CEO RE/MAX writes, “Anyone who’s selling a home or considering it will enjoy the humor and candor in Next Time I Move, They’ll Carry Me Out in a Box…”

5. I’m a giver. To launch Next Time I Move I’m doing a fundraising comedy night Saturday, September 15 at The Catholic High School of Baltimore. Proceeds will benefit the school.

 

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