So much email, so many phone calls, too many texts… too little time.
So Why Haven’t I Returned Your Emails, Calls, and Texts in 5 Weeks?
Hello! It’s challenging to muster the same sense of urgency to email, call, text responses than I have for, say, attending a family funeral or watching The Tennis Channel.
I know you understand ’cause you haven’t returned my emails, calls, texts either 🙂 […]
May I suggest a new hobby?
These are a few hobbies I’m seriously considering…
Sleep can be oh so boring, so what better way to liven it up? Go on a groggy 2:00 a.m. binge with a banana bundt cake or a bucket of fried chicken – all without the guilt. Sleep eating combines two of my favorite activities… sleeping and eating!
Competitive dog grooming
It’s also pet therapy. Everyone gets a sloppy kiss. Also a few bites and scratches. […]
A News Intervention
Have you been overdosing on the news? (Of course you have.)
Consuming media 24/7? (You bet!)
Watching, reading, and listening to everything? (Oh, yeah.)
Now that the election is over
Perhaps you need to go on an Information Diet, Internet Detox, or Facebook Cleanse?
If you are like me, you are ready for a strong bourbon and a boob massage about now. […]
Comedy and Cancer
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month
Here are a few funny and empowering books, plays, TV series, and movies that promote humor and comedy when battling cancer.
Stand-up comedian and writer survived breast cancer and a double mastectomy.
“Hello, I Have Cancer.” […]
All the world apparently doesn’t love a clown.
Why the haters?
It seems to be hip to see ALL clowns as “creepy” and zombies as cool.
It’s ironic that zombies streaked in blood and oozing death are deemed benevolent while goofy clowns donned in ginormous polka-dots are most likely evil.
Am I alone, but what’s not to love about red rubber noses, orange wigs, baggy pants, exaggerated make-up, and over-sized floppy shoes?
99.9999999999999999% of Hollywood – and everyone on TV – wears fake hair and too much make-up. So what?
For the record
My favorite zombie is “the tall mixed drink consisting of several kinds of rum, liqueur, and fruit juice.” […]
7 Distractions We Can’t Ignore!
Sometimes it’s hard to focus on work when this important stuff is on your mind…
- Prepping my porch for fall
- Harvest decor… why?
- Gurgling intestinal sounds, mine and others
- My body double has fallen and she can’t get up
Comedy films with class and wit are hard to come by.
Comedy films that are about people and relationships? Scarce!
Comedies that don’t insult our intelligence by embracing the lowest common denominator of crass taste and stupidity? Rare! […]
Do you have the summertime blues?
Are you feelin’ the heat – or worse yet – the humidity?
Have you been out in the scorching summer sun too long?
Deep Summer thoughts while contemplating the sand between my toes
- Do we really need Canine Intelligence Tests? This doggie competition has gone too far – I saw a “My Border Collie is smarter than your Cocker Spaniel” bumper sticker on a tricycle. Can’t we all agree? Dog breeds… they are ALL gifted.