1 Jan
You bet!
“But why?” you ask.
Simple.
14 Dec
Holidays and stress go together like eggnog and rum, like millennials and artisanal creameries, like politicians and lying.
Deck the halls with boughs and blabber
‘Tis the season to be grumpy,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tis the season to be jumpy,
Ha-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
A new study published in the British Medical Journal claims that your risk of heart attack is greatest on Christmas Eve and the following two days.
You’d like peace and quiet for the holidays. You want to relax. You want to stop and inhale the roses. You’re sadly optimistic on this count. […]
30 Nov
There are many lessons to be learned when evacuating from an active wildfire zone.
“Wind’s in the East…mist coming in.
Like something is brewing, about to begin.
Can’t put my finger…on what lies in store, but I fear what’s to happen all happened before.”
– Bert in Mary Poppins
Remember to breathe! But only with a N95 respirator mask so you can screen out hazardous gases such as carbon monoxide, formaldehyde, acrolein, and random farts.
Soot happens. You’ll likely resemble Dick Van Dyke as Bert the chimney sweeper in Mary Poppins.
1 Nov
We have fitness trackers that measure steps taken, miles logged, territory traversed.
Wearable technology enables us to monitor and access a vast world of valuable information.
For instance, a tracker will tell us if we’re a slacker when it comes to physical exercise.
That’s dandy, but…
I want to track my daily thoughts, ideas, creative bursts, flights of fancy, feelings, dreams, and left brain vs. right brain activity.
How about measuring memories made and recovered?
Daily monitoring of moods and musings?
Instead of steps, how ’bout depths? Concepts? […]
19 Oct
Orange and black have invaded the retail world. Pumpkins, creepy decorations, and feed bags of over-priced candy block the aisles of every store – including the pet store. Orange is the new black, but dogs are the new orange.
According to MarketWatch, pet owners will spend nearly half a billion dollars on animal costumes this Halloween.
Do dogs like dressing up? (I thought that was more of a gerbil thing.)
Animal behaviorists and dog cognition researchers suggest dogs aren’t crazy about dressing up, although they do appreciate the associated attention and treats from their owners. Imposing human garments on a canine likely stirs up pesky ancestral feelings.
Do you believe your special needs mongrel yearns to dress up as Albert Einstein or a bag of French Fries?
For God’s sake, a cocker spaniel is not comfortable wearing a petticoat and a sports bra!
https://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/on-dressing-up-your-pets
One worries… […]
7 Oct
Not all of the news is disturbing and stressful.
Some is merely absurd and weird.
21 Sep
Guatemalan Worry Dolls
7 Sep
There is available at-home genetic testing for likely traits such as cilantro aversion, earwax type (wet? dark-colored? sticky? Gross!), photic sneeze reflex (whatever that is), asparagus odor detection, and unibrow.
Seriously, do you need a DNA test to confirm your hair color (unless you actually can’t recall your original color) or remind you that you can smell asparagus in your pee?
22 Aug
Ever finish your kid’s homework? Netflix cheat on your husband? Try to explain Alexa to your mother?
If so, you’re not alone—Stacey Gustafson’s back at it again with Are You Still Kidding Me?
In this hilarious and heartwarming sequel to her #1 Amazon bestseller Are You Kidding Me? My Life with an Extremely Loud Family, Bathroom Calamities, and Crazy Relatives, Gustafson tackles the foibles of modern family life—from toddlers and teens to empty nesters—with wry wit and plenty of humor.
Grab a cup of coffee, ease into the easy chair, and be prepared to laugh out loud along with Stacey—she may not be your new best friend, but you’ll feel like she is by the time you’ve finished these forty-five stories of family life, written by a mother who’s seen it all.
Stacey Gustafson
15 Aug
How to enjoy swimming and biking more?
Courtesy of (who else?) Hammacher Schlemmer…
the pool guarding gator
the jester’s bicycle horn
the canine splash pool
