So much email, so many phone calls, too many texts… too little time.
So Why Haven’t I Returned Your Emails, Calls, and Texts in 5 Weeks?
Hello! It’s challenging to muster the same sense of urgency to email, call, text responses than I have for, say, attending a family funeral or watching The Tennis Channel.
I know you understand ’cause you haven’t returned my emails, calls, texts either 🙂 […]
Run-of-the-mill pain, angst, misery – it’s all relative.
One poor schlub’s kidney stone is someone else’s stubbed toe.
Many people claim to be miserable. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hurt?
Seriously: You don’t have to be totally free of pain to be 🙂 […]
GOAL is a four-letter word
If you’re a proud slacker, you are most likely just now getting around to giving some (but not too much) thought to the dreaded New Year’s Goals and Resolutions.
I can help with this endeavor.
Here are a few goals you may want to add to your (no doubt) short list…
I hate alarm clocks, even the cute one on my iPhone.
They are about as comforting as jackhammers and leg cramps – and almost as jarring as a bugle blast in the face.
Good Morning Sunshine!
Must greeting the new day become a cortisol-pumping emergency? […]
Want to die doing what you love?
How about overindulging in the irresistible holiday treats that are ubiquitous this time of year?
Four out of five sugar addicts agree – holiday food is the best way to go.
Like ukelele music, you either love fruitcake or you hate it.
There are at least two ways to die via fruitcake. […]
May I suggest a new hobby?
These are a few hobbies I’m seriously considering…
Sleep can be oh so boring, so what better way to liven it up? Go on a groggy 2:00 a.m. binge with a banana bundt cake or a bucket of fried chicken – all without the guilt. Sleep eating combines two of my favorite activities… sleeping and eating!
Competitive dog grooming
It’s also pet therapy. Everyone gets a sloppy kiss. Also a few bites and scratches. […]
Thanksgiving with the family?
We all agree a homicide-free holiday is nice.
- Don’t talk politics.
- Respect your family members’ feelings… even if they are obviously stupid, illogical, and batsh*t crazy.
- Don’t talk politics.
Sleep, where art thou?
Why can’t you sleep?
Help me please, I barely sleep a wink
And three a.m. is no time to think,
Could it be restless feet or something dumber
Forcing me to lose my beauty slumber? […]
Comedy and Cancer
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month
Here are a few funny and empowering books, plays, TV series, and movies that promote humor and comedy when battling cancer.
Stand-up comedian and writer survived breast cancer and a double mastectomy.
“Hello, I Have Cancer.” […]