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Why I Haven’t Responded to Your Email in 2 Weeks

12 Jul

 

So much email, so little time.

Why Haven’t I Returned Your Email in 2 Weeks?

Procrastination is not personal.

Trust me. It’s not you, it’s me.

Sometimes it’s just difficult to conjure up the same sense of urgency to email responses than I have for, say, attending a family funeral or watching the Wimbledon finals.

I know you understand ’cause you haven’t returned my emails either ūüôā

Other Reasons for My Slow Email Responses

  • Memory clutter. Hiring a cleaning crew to come in and dust my dendrites.

 

  • Lost in the throes of a summer romance with frozen Yasso Greek Yogurt Coffee Chocolate Chip bars.

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Bellyache: Guess Who Came To Dinner

13 May

 

In a perfect world…

You would not celebrate your birthday at a trendy Euro-Asian restaurant touted for it’s delicious, yet healthy dishes and end up in the emergency room 9 hours later with food poisoning. You would not require an I.V.with anti nausea, anti diarrhea, anti pain meds to stop the total body torture.

 

Uninvited: Guess Who Came To Dinner

 

In a perfect world…

You would not cook that special recipe for the in-laws – Quinoa Masala Royale – using infected organic vegetables. Later that evening, our family members would not all coincidentally experience unbearable abdominal cramps normally associated with childbirth. After all, you are a lousy cook, but not that lousy.

In a perfect world…

Our food would make us well, not sick.

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Remember When There was NO Internet?

10 Nov

 

How did we survive without the internet?

And boy, were we dumb in 1994!

Hilarious…

 

 

Heck. We not only have the internet. We have Twitter!

Comment & Connect with me there @HaBarb

Cheese Is Addictive – Who Knew?

24 Oct

 

Cheese – soft, semi-soft, firm, hard – is the black sheep of the food pyramid.

Admittedly, I never met a brie, blue, or Asiago I didn’t adore.

From The L.A. Times by Jenn Harris “Cheese Really Is Crack – Study Reveals Cheese Is As Addictive As Drugs”

Blame it on opiates, dopamine receptors, and our lust for pizza. […]

Yo! September IS National Yoga Month

17 Sep

 

In honor of September, National Yoga Month.

Let’s all breathe, bend, stretch…

Totally Enlightened is a quirky satire written by and starring “Yoga Rebel” Tara Stiles.

 

Yoga is the new black. Namaste and Ouch.

 

Going On Vacation? A Message From Your Cat

21 Aug

 

This is a message (heh, a threat you say?) from me, your imperious cat.

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Planning on leaving me (your cherished feline pet) at home while you go on a business trip or (how dare you) a fancy vacation is a provocation at best, and, at worst, an act of war.

 

Vacation? A Message from Your Cat

    Do I look pleased?

 

May I remind you… Actions have consequences! […]

Dick Van Dyke: Dancin’ With the Star

6 Jun

 

Dick Van Dyke, 89, is still the charmer.
 

Check out this music video he and his wife Arlene appear in…

THE DUSTBOWL REVIVAL -- FEATURING DICK VAN DYKE -- “NEVER HAD TO GO”

 

If you’re a fan of his classic hit sitcom --

You’ll LOVE this, too:

“THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW” BLOOPERS AND OUTTAKES

 

 

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Does Everything Have To Be A Competition?

28 Mar

 

Why does everything have to be a competition?

BarbBestHumor

  • No kidding! We now have competitive bubble wrap popping.

Yes, there’s video below from WSJ.

  • Of course, we have eating competitions. No longer limited to hot dogs and cherry pies at the summer fair. Competitive eating has gone pro. It is a collegiate sport. Organized gluttony as an entertainment event.

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Welcome to Humorholics Anonymous

11 Mar

 

Welcome, y’all!

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This is the weekly meeting of HAHumorholics Anonymous.

Hmm, I see many horrified new faces here tonight.

No fear. We have enough caffeine and sugar on the back table to put you in a coma – and most likely fuel some new addictions. Ha, Ha.

 

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Sorry, I¬† joked in a compulsive way. I’m working on that. […]

Laugh Along with Comedy Series “The Louise Log”

16 Dec

 

Tis the season to give!

Laughter is a gift.

So give this YouTube video a view… it’s free and you can re-gift it by sharing with others.

 

 

Anne Flournoy is the writer, director, and producer of The Louise Log.

Winner Outstanding Writing in a Comedy – LA WebFest 2014!

According to Wikipedia, “The webseries The Louise Log is a comedy dealing with “the confessions of a New York City wife and mother hell-bent on getting it right in spite of … her over-active inner voice.”

A hilarious inner voice!
http://www.thelouiselog.com/

 

 

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