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I’m Wild About Billy Wilder

3 Aug

 

Billy Wilder… You’ve got to love a guy whose gravestone reads: 

Billy Wilder's grave

Billy Wilder’s grave (Photo credit: Alan Light)

 

Some of my favorite quotes are from the legendary film director and screenwriter Billy Wilder:

From Brainy Quote:

I’d worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.

If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.

If there’s anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, is being taken too seriously.

His films are classic. Witty, smart, cynical, sweet, humorous. […]

Funny Videos: Dumb & Dumber Ways To Die

30 Jul

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At the beach. Got to love these award-winning FUNNY videos, though!  Can you say “viral?” […]

Funny Videos

26 Jun

 

“JUNE GLOOM” is still here.  I dare you not to laugh at these 3 videos!

 

You’ll LOVE filmmaker Anne Flourney – The Louise Log!

http://thelouiselog.com/ […]

7 Things Your Cat Won’t Tell You

20 May

 

Cats… too cool for canine drool.

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What your cat won’t tell you:

1 –  Geez. Brush your teeth before you breathe in my face.  BTW you snore like a Sumo wrestler.

2 –  I am an extremely sensual, mystical being – an INFP* to be exact – so deal with it.

3 –  Don’t give me canned tuna and say it’s Wild Alaskan Salmon. I wasn’t weaned yesterday. 

4 –  “Talk to the Tail” means “Talk to the Tail!”

5 –  Sometimes you piss me off so I pee in your cozy pair of sheepskin slippers. I don’t get angry. I get even.

6 –  The one with the Purr Power in the relationship is the one with the “I love you less. Perhaps I’ll tolerate you occasionally!”  attitude.

7 –  Don’t… ever… ask… me… if… I… want… a… dog. Not even a puppy. Get real.

* Myers-Briggs Type Indicator

The Difference Between Cats & Dogs by Molly D. Campbell

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This is Your TV on Budget Cuts

23 Apr

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How is sequestration (THE budget cuts) affecting your favorite TV programs?

1 – THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS

#RHOBH is cutting the cast by one member. The vote is in. Adios Adrienne Maloof.

And take your Maloove Hooves with you!  Don’t let the limo door hit you on the way out.

2 – HOMELAND

Only enough chill meds for poor Carrie to take a magic pill every other day. Prescriptions are expensive even when you squeeze them from your sister the shrink. […]

Reality TV: Junk Food for the Soul

8 Jan

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Keeping Up with the Kardashians (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

Like computer worms and flesh eating bacteria, “Reality TV” just won’t go away.

Amazing how it simultaneously entertains and horrifies.

Yes, some of the people are interesting in often the most mind-boggling ways… but are they fascinating? Barbara Walters thinks so. […]

Celebrity Weekend Funny 5

4 Jan

5 for the weekend!

Celebrities are a constant source of humor…

How Was Your Week? with JULIE KLAUSNER

What to Expect When You’re Expecting: Kim Kardashian Edition (Mad Magazine)

Suzy Soro’s new book Celebrity sTalker

$$$ Top Earning Dead Celebrities – Forbes Magazine

Oddly amusing: Celebrities on Twitter: Twitgrids.com

Paris Hilton

about 7 hours ago

Going to bed. Sweet dreams everyone. Good night

 

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I Feel Your Pain by Barb Best is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License

 

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7 Christmas Gifts I DON’T Want

18 Dec

 

What gifts don’t YOU want?

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Rubik’s Cube Collection (Photo credit: Scarygami)

 

In the spirit of LESS materialism… Thank you, but please DON’T buy me the following:

*A sexy Santa gift… especially if I’ve been naughty. What’s with the “We wish you a slutty Xmas!” sentiment? Watch out – Frosty the Snowman is so hot and bothered, he may melt.

*An e-card with a slide share of cutesy farm animals singing Christmas carols. Stay out of my inbox! It’s messy enough in there. […]

Weekend Funny 5 Finger Clickin’ Good

7 Dec

 

The weekend is a wonderful time to indulge in books, food, movies, Facebook, and… ?

 

Funny Writers       http://humorwriters.org/

Funny Food       http://www.funnyfood.us/

13 Favorite Food Flicks       http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/13-of-our-favorite-food-flicks/food-flicks-willy-wonka/

Facebook Funny Pic        http://on.fb.me/THKHH1

Tracy Flick        http://youtu.be/XaQvqhtCYW0

 

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7 GEMS from “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”

29 Nov

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It’s season 3 of Bravo’s RHOBH and don’t ya jest love it?

Like most truly cheesy TV, “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” is provocative, potent, and chock full of teaching moments.

We are now blessed with 7 RHOBHs: Lisa Vanderpump, Adrienne Maloof, Kyle Richards, Kim Richards, Taylor Armstrong, Brandi Glanville, and Yolanda Foster.

BTW their combined ages are over 320 years.

SO they certainly can teach us a thing or two… or 7. […]