31 Jul
DO THE MATH!
4,000 bloggers, 3800 of them women, 3 days, 5 billion cups of coffee, 10 million chocolate chip cookies, 2500 pairs of Spanx, 6600 sore feet, 3500 PMS cravings, 7500 killer cramps, 1,200,000 clever business cards, hundreds of dozens of deals, a multitude of parties, enough swag to fill five aircraft carriers, enough estrogen and “you go girl” power to charge India’s electricity grid.
ANY advice? Survival tips?
27 Jul
Annie Wood (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Here are some quick cures for the summer blues and blahs…
Comedy Writer, TV/Film actress Annie Wood at http://www.anniewood.com Annie is the host/co-producer of the national game show, #BZZZ! Actress #GoodLuckChuck #MySistersKeeper Guest on #TheTonightShow, WGA Writer, TV ♡er. http://www.comediva.com in Anniewood, California
Humor columnist, Jen X’pert Jenny Isenman at The Suburban Jungle and at The Huffington Post Women
DOG LOVERS! New book coming out! Rabid: Are You Crazy About Your Dog or Just Crazy? [Hardcover] Pamela Redmond Satran (Author)
“When To Stop Exercising” at DivineCaroline.com
“Pinsanity”
10 Jul
July is National Boredom Month, and so I celebrate boredom. Come on, cultivate your ennui.
And may the force be with you.
Arrrgh!
1. READ A BOOK. WTF why not – How ’bout a clever book about boredom?
ANATOMY OF BOREDOM – Boredom: A Lively History by Peter Toohey (via BrainPickings!)
2. PLAY OLD SCHOOL SCRABBLE – or a “bored game” of your choice – ‘TIL YOUR EYES BLEED or ‘TIL NOBODY IN YOUR FAMILY IS SPEAKING TO YOU.
3. Catch up with the 21st century. Go electronic with Scrabble Flash.
4. DRINK, preferably with friends (FB friends don’t count) and when in a jolly mood. Wine away.
5. Join a club. Hmmm, here’s one!
7. HIT the “celebrity news.” Reading about how bored senseless Paris Hilton and/or Lindsay Lohan are – with all their money, glam, beauty, youth, personal assistants, movie star friends, toys, talents, trainers, and resources – will help you focus on your own blessings…
like “Thank God, I can’t afford a cocaine habit,” or “Good thing I don’t have to worry about totaling my Porsche Carrera 997 S,” or “Darn, I don’t have anything to wear to my court appearance today.”
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19 Jun
COFFEE! For millions (like me) it’s as necessary as the air we breathe. Many of us (like me) are happily addicted to our caffeinated coffee. We are wired, buzzed, adrenalized due to the turb0-charged brown bean. And Starbucks = Coffee.
Meet Kenny! I met the affable (like me) author Kenneth Brown and his lovely wife Ashley at the Book Expo of America. Kenneth is a coffee connoisseur and former Starbucks manager who has written an entertaining and informative book Inside the Cup: Translating Starbucks into a Drinkable Language.
In Inside the Cup, you can learn to speak Starbucks – like me, you know you want to increase your cool factor:
“Wet doppio macchiato. Espresso con panna venti. 5 Pump caramel frappuccino mocha extra whip. Triple, breve espresso macchiato.” Mamma Mocha Mia!
You can discover which of the 10 Starbucks Customers you are: Are you the Buddy-Buddy, the Mom, the Runner, a Regular? The Starbucks Maven?
There’s a terrific chapter / list of Kids’ Drinks – and ALL are decaffeinated. Organic chocolate milk. Cinnamon dolce syrup. Blended strawberry lemonade. Yum.
There are lots of FUN facts, quotes, and even a chapter on – OMG – tea.
The “Caffeine content of popular Starbucks beverages” table – priceless!
Inside the Cup. Available as an eBook and paperback on Amazon.
I’m curious… how important is coffee to your day? Are you hooked?
Starbucks Touchscreen Storefronts (Photo credit: DavidErickson)
15 Jun
In honor of Father’s Day this Sunday, here are some Dad writers I LOVE!
Dan Zevin FUNNY author at danzevin.com, Thurber Prize for American Humor finalist. NEW book Dan Gets A Minivan
Jim Higley Motivational writer “Bobblehead Dad” 
Tim Bete Classic parody! Cap’n Billy “TheButcher” MacDougall’s Guide to Pirate Parenting
Patrick Caneday Graceful writer and brilliant newspaper columnist. His book is Crooked Birdhouse: Random Thoughts On Being Human
Bill Cosby Fun stuff on his web site BillCosby.com
Chocolate cake for breakfast, yeah!
12 Jun
When it comes to pain, death has to be way up there on the list.
Before you “check out” for good, check out this funny and touching collection of essays, EXIT LAUGHING: How Humor Takes the Sting Out of Death.
This remarkable anthology is edited by novelist Victoria Zackheim. I met Victoria last week at the Book Expo of America. Her impressive bio is here.
The stories are profoundly life and laughter affirming. Exit Laughing is available on Amazon. Enjoy!
Amazon Customer Review
Laughing All The Way,June 11, 2012Exit Laughing is a fascinating anthology. It lovingly takes on the subject of death with grace, courage, and (thank God!) humor. It’s this celebration of laughter, even in dying and death, that makes the book so remarkable. The essays are poignant, funny, and memorable. They demonstrate the life-affirming power of humor. A great collection edited by Victoria Zackheim.
I Feel Your Pain by Barb Best is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.
13 Apr
THANK YOU ERMA!
We baby boomers share a common “Mirth Mother” in beloved humorist and best selling author Erma Bombeck.
We were weaned on Erma’s wise and witty columns via newspaper clippings that our mothers proudly posted on the refrigerator door (this served as a blog in ancient times.)
While many of our mothers were marginalized by stunted cultural expectations and a crying lack of opportunity, Erma broke through those prickly barriers of her day with brilliant humor and unforgettable humanity to provide Mom with a powerful voice and much needed comic relief.
Sweetly subversive and hot damn hilarious, Erma poked enormous fun at the absurdity of women’s lives yet clearly valued parenting, marriage, and the vital importance for us all to fulfill our potential.
Erma epitomized “The One Who Does It All” – successful career, happy family – not to mention fame and fortune – all while being incredibly funny and (genuinely) nice. No small feat, but a worthy goal!
Let us thank “Erma Bombeck, Mirth Mother“ for blessing us with the inspiration, the role model and the legacy of laughter. (Now sit up straight and stop chewing with your mouth open!)
Barb Best
Barb Best, 2010 Erma Bombeck Global Humor Winner
Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop
6 Feb
Guns aren’t nice, so here’s a poem in celebration of Valentine’s Day.
WHAT THE HELL DO WOMEN WANT ANYWAY?
What do women want, dude?
I’ll tell you!
Kill the black widow spider
Smash the horse fly
Wrestle that ’gator in yonder lake
Slice the venom-spitting snake.
Pulverize the prowler
In one Superman swoop,
No spurting blood
No cracking bones
Do it nice, don’t tell me how
No messes, but do it now.
What do women want, dude?
I’ll tell you!
Purr like a kitten, tiger
Dance the Howdy Doody
Rock ‘n Roll me with violins,
Shower me with mortal sins.
Sail me love letters
In my alphabet soup
Stir it hard,
Use your imagination,
Be a prince, show some stately grace,
Valentine me with diamonds and lace.
What do women want, dude?
Most of all?
At least try to enthrall,
A dozen red roses, pricks and all.
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16 Nov
Looking for a fun read? Of course you are!
A humor book makes a meaningful, high value, yet affordable gift. Experience the joy that comes from sharing laughter.
These 10 titles are available as quality paperbacks and ebooks on Amazon.
The authors are all funny, sharp women. Check them out…
The CHICK-tionary From A-Line to Z-Snap, the Words Every Woman Should Know by Anna Lefler
Hilarious. Includes 450+ words no woman can live without! Destined to be a comedy classic.
Got Milf? The Modern Mom’s Guide to Feeling Fabulous, Looking Great, and Rocking a Minivan by Sarah Maizes
Funny and affirmative. “Celebrates where the modern woman has taken motherhood.” A mom can so be hot!
How Not to Act Old 185 Ways to Pass for Phat, Sick, Hot, Dope, Awesome, or at Least Not Totally Lame by Pamela Redmond Satran
Brilliant, laugh-out-loud funny, and highly informative. A must read!
I REMEMBER NOTHING And Other Reflections by Nora Ephron
A delightful, insightful look at the past, present, and future by the charming and witty Renaissance woman Nora Ephron.
I FEEL BAD ABOUT MY NECK And Other Thoughts On Being A Woman by Nora Ephron
Hysterical. The chapter “Parenting In Three Stages” is gold.
I STILL HAVE IT… I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It
Confessions of a Fiftysomething by Rita Rudner
“Near-sighted insights” about aging from the very likable, extremely amusing comedian, actress, screenwriter, and author.
Rebel Without A Minivan Observations on Life in the ‘burbs
by Tracy Beckerman
Highly entertaining collection of essays by the author of the popular syndicated humor column, LOST IN SUBURBIA® and grand prize winner of The Balancing Act’s “America’s Top Blogger.”
Sitting On Cold Porcelain by Rose A. Valenta
Amusing, perceptive collection of satirical essays about current events and politics by top syndicated columnist and humorist.
Confessions of A Semi-Natural Woman Mostly True Tales of a Woman under the Influence of Laughter by Leigh Anne Jasheway
Funny stuff from award-winning humor writer, motivational speaker, and stand-up comedienne. She has an M.P.H. – “master of public health/mistress of public humor!”
The Women’s Daily Irony Supplement by Judy Gruen
Classic collection of comedic essays on family and foibles that succeeds beautifully at being both sophisticated and relatable.
ENJOY! What are your favorite humor books?
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