A Third Breast? 5 GOOD Reasons to Add One!

24 Sep

Mamma Mia!

Woman undergoes surgery to add third breast.

Why? You ask!

“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” Jasmine said.
Honey, couldn’t you just skip waxing and adopt five cats?

Also, it seems Jasmine has the dream of having her own Reality TV show.

Not a bad hoax. But it got me to thinking…

5 GOOD REASONS TO ADD A THIRD BOOB

  • You just had twins. Or triplets. And you plan on breastfeeding.  Do the math.

  • You hate to jog and having three breasts gives you the perfect excuse… to never jog again.
  • You have multiple personality disorder. Each gal gets her own gal. This will cut down on bickering among yourselves.
  • You work at Hooters and you need bigger tips. That’s t-i-p-s.
  • You want to be more attractive to men.

Woman undergoes surgery to add third breast

Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/09/22/10/43/woman-undergoes-surgery-to-add-third-breast#iRc0XV1Skcd2tqyM.99

 

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