1 Mar
You are supremely grateful for this amazing blessing from God, however…
you feel you did not receive a worthy “push present.”
Have you noticed that L.A. celebs (like wild magpies) love shiny objects?
You ate the whole thing.
14 Feb
Play is good for you.
Go ahead!
Play… with your food.
Toy… with your food for thought.
Amuse yourself… with your knowledge.
29 Jan
* You haven’t been sucked into an MRI machine.
Man Dies After Being Sucked Into An MRI Machine via @IFLScience:
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/man-dies-after-being-sucked-into-an-mri-machine […]
13 Jan
Noise!
It is like awesome that we have this community chat group to share our feelings. Peace, love and friendship to all.
Imagine my consternation when lounging on my balcony this morning, enjoying the gentle rays of the sun, sipping my artisinal chai tea…
… when an eardrum-piercing racket made my breakfast ritual – let alone any silent prayer and meditation – impossible.
My emotional support chicken was traumatized. This is wrong, as it is my job to be traumatized. […]
3 Jan
What is weighing heavy on your mind this new year?
So many issues of substance and style – must the world be so worrisome?
14 Dec
The holidays are upon us
Yay! and Ugh!
‘Tis the season to be harried
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
‘Tis the season to be melancholy
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
30 Nov
Sorry is the hardest word.
Guilty of “inappropriate sexual behavior?”
It’s time for a pricey crisis public relations consultant, a criminal defense lawyer (preferably female) and perhaps, a cushy stint in rehab.
“Remember that time I tackled you on the fire escape during the office holiday party, grabbed you by the hair, dragged you back into the burning building (those damn candle decorations), and raped you on top of the microwave in the break room?”
“I have a different recollection of that incident than you do.”
15 Nov
I loved Gretchen Rubin’s latest book The Four Tendencies: The Indispensable Personality Profiles That Reveal How to Make Your Life Better (and Other People’s Lives Better, Too). I listened to the audiobook version – it is fascinating!
The Four Tendencies provides a framework to identify in ourselves – and others – how we are inclined to respond to expectations. The tendencies are Upholder, Questioner, Obliger, and Rebel.
Recently, I attended a production of Carmen with three friends – a Questioner, an Obliger, and an Upholder. Like most comedic saps, I am a Rebel. […]
25 Oct
8:15 a.m.
voicemail
“Hi Barb, (cough) (cough) will you give me a ring when you get a chance? Thank you.”
9:25 a.m.
voicemail
“Hi Barb, would you mind driving honey? I don’t feel like driving. (laughter) Would you mind? Um, I’m trying to see if 12:00 is a good time for us to leave. No, not leave here, I mean just to get there. Um, what’s the traffic? I wonder if you’ve been out yet? You haven’t been out yet, have you? Okay, give me a call when you get this. Thank you, dear. Bye.”
10:42 a.m.
voicemail
“Hi Barb, I’ve been trying to reach you. (strained laughter) Is your phone ringing or what? Um… I figure we should leave around twenty-five after ’cause it takes a little while to go through the park up there… if that’s okay with you (thru teeth) sweetheart.
Okay, I’ll talk to you when you get home.” CLICK.
