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Weekend Funny 5 Finger Clickin’ Good

7 Dec

 

The weekend is a wonderful time to indulge in books, food, movies, Facebook, and… ?

 

Funny Writers       http://humorwriters.org/

Funny Food       http://www.funnyfood.us/

13 Favorite Food Flicks       http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/13-of-our-favorite-food-flicks/food-flicks-willy-wonka/

Facebook Funny Pic        http://on.fb.me/THKHH1

Tracy Flick        http://youtu.be/XaQvqhtCYW0

 

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7 GEMS from “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”

29 Nov

Rolex

 

It’s season 3 of Bravo’s RHOBH and don’t ya jest love it?

Like most truly cheesy TV, “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” is provocative, potent, and chock full of teaching moments.

We are now blessed with 7 RHOBHs: Lisa Vanderpump, Adrienne Maloof, Kyle Richards, Kim Richards, Taylor Armstrong, Brandi Glanville, and Yolanda Foster.

BTW their combined ages are over 320 years.

SO they certainly can teach us a thing or two… or 7. […]

Vintage Humor by Anne Taintor

26 Nov

 

Inspiring in her humor, artistry, and business acumen.

One of my favorites! Yours, too?

From AnneTaintor.com

You know Anne Taintor, Inc., the original vintage humor company. The company’s signature style—wry text juxtaposed against images of idealized women from the 1930s, 40s, and 50s—appears on magnets, sticky notes, eco-friendly totes, and dozens of other products that have been making smart people smile since 1985.

 

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Do The Thanksgiving Math

20 Nov

 

Home Is Where The Wine Heart Is

Thanksgiving = 2 Much Food 4 Most Every 1

From The New York Times by Tara Parker Pope:

“The commonly cited statistic is that the average American will consume more than 4,500 calories on Thanksgiving Day alone. That’s according to the Calorie Control Council,”

Calories Schmalories!  Who’s counting anyway?

SO GLAD I REFUSE TO BE AVERAGE!!!  4500 calories?  Sum 1 isn’t trying very hard!

* Happy Thanksgiving to all *

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Sex Scandal: Blame it on the Beret

13 Nov

 

Damn those French and their silly berets.

The beret is no doubt a conspiracy to topple the higher echelons of the United States government via sex scandals.

First… Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton.

 

beret

Great head hat, Monica!

 

 

Now it’s General David Petraeus and Paula Broadwell.

 

Beret

Check out my big stars, Paula!

 

Berets have long been a tool for seduction. Just ask Zee French!

 

BarbBest

Je t’aime!

 

When not seducing the lust challenged, berets have an uncanny ability to annoy.

 

beret

Oui, Oui! I have 10 berets!

 

Do not blame it on the bossa nova or Bush!  Blame it on the beret.

beret |bəˈrā|
noun
a round flattish cap of felt or cloth.
ORIGIN early 19th cent.: from French béret ‘Basque cap,

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Weekend Funny 5 YouTube Videos

9 Nov

Portlandia!

 

 

My Funny Major Medical BOOK TRAILER:    http://youtu.be/EuVt2u8RZoQ

 

Health & Humor

7 Nov

Feeling stressed?

Battered by Frankenstorm?

Fatigued from all the election hullabaloo?

I feel your pain. Laughter will soothe you, and maybe get you through November’s other Fun Fest – “open enrollment” for health insurance.

Here is a collection of humor on health by a bunch of entertaining comedy writers that will cheer you up!

I have an essay in it called “Your Recent Stay With Us.” It concerns a hospital stay. You will relate.

 

HumorAnthology

Fun! Fun! Fun!

 

The ebook is available on Amazon for $2.99 – do it for your health.

 

MyMajorMedical

 

Your liver and your pancreas will thank you.

 

 

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I Feel Your Pain by Barb Best is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License

 

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A NON-POLITICAL ELECTION YEAR QUIZ

1 Nov

JUST FOR FUN – A QUIZ


  • Ÿ  You love babies…  a) Of course! The more the merrier.  b) Anywhere, but sitting near me on an airplane  c) Only if they are four-legged  d) I prefer them in the womb  e) Sure, they make great props for campaign photo opps
  • Ÿ  Food stamps are…  a) A lifesaver for those in need  b) Handy for buying Life Saver candies and cigarettes  c) Rather tasty  d) Fattening  e) A bonanza for fraud
  • Ÿ  A full-time job is…  a) a colossal pain in the ass  b) Something I kind of miss  c) Fine if it doesn’t interfere with my FaceBook time  d) What the government owes us  e) An essential part of The American Dream in this exceptional country!
  • Ÿ  My retirement fund is…  a)  A victim of chronic abuse  b) Missing In Action  c) What retirement fund?  d) Not enough for my cat to live on for a month  e) Tied to a Golden Parachute
  • Ÿ  An AK-47 is…  a) A legal firearm  b) A lubricant  c) A complicated tax form  d) Something obscene that should be banned from the planet!  e) Standard issue with drivers’ licenses in Texas

 

 🙂 Aren’t you glad the election is over in less than a week?

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Weekend Funny 5 Spooky News

26 Oct

No news is good news…

Warnings after chipmunk diagnosed with plague

By AP News  Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Convulsing chipmunks! I always knew camping was bad for you.

 

82-year-old woman suing Trader Joe’s after a can of tuna hit her in head

The New York Post By KATHIANNE BONIELLO   Posted: October 21, 2012

Was it something she said?

 

Drunk Shopping: Are You Guilty of SUI (Shopping Under The Influence)?

The Huffington Post  |  By     Posted: 10/26/2012 8:23 am EDT

Friends don’t let friends drink and click.

 

How clever is this T-Shirt? I love Mental Floss!

 

The Putin ad (that came before the Lena Dunham‘s “The First Time”)

Cool or creepy?

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

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Sleep Hotel

23 Oct

Do you get enough sleep?

If you don’t, I feel your pain.

Poor Michael Jackson.  All he wanted was a darn nap.

In my endless pursuit of more and better quality sleep, I have a new fantasy which involves Cyprus and a five star hotel.

Yes – that Cyprus!

THE Sleep Hotel

 

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