Amuse the News: Give Me Funny not Infuriating!
2 Oct
Not all news is a nightmare designed to give you an ulcer.
Read all about it!
Amuse the News
If you boycott current events for merely a day,
you will miss amazing, funny stories like these special ones I have curated
just for you. 🙂
Say Cheese
New York Post
Shrewd 9-year-old fills lip balm tube with cheese to eat in classÂ
With stories like this, I am no longer worried about today’s youth.
Kid is clever. So what if the teacher is lactose intolerant?
I would plead “I have legal rights! This is my therapy cheese.”
Lesson learned. Don’t leave home without your cheese.
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Pillow Fight!
Is this pillow for your boobs necessary?
Insecurity. Gravity. Chest wrinkles. Let’s blame this one on the Kardashians… all of them.
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Robots
BBC News
Robot cleans floors, tells jokes…
What jokes?
Smithsonian Magazine
Stick to the vacuuming, will ya?
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‘Robocats’ are helping the elderly combat loneliness
But do they throw some shade and hack up hairballs? Meow.
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Kale is officially over, hurrah!
Now can we bring down Brussels sprouts and broccoli?
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Film Shorts
Las Vegas Review Journal
A dwarf porn star? There’s an image. When it comes to depravity, size does not matter.
Remember. Fun news is good news.
Comedy Curation by @Habarb
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