Amuse the News: Give Me Funny not Infuriating!

2 Oct

Not all news is a nightmare designed to give you an ulcer.

Read all about it!

Amuse the News

If you boycott current events for merely a day,

you will miss amazing, funny stories like these special ones I have curated

just for you. 🙂

 

News to Amuse Cheese Funny

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Say Cheese

New York Post

Shrewd 9-year-old fills lip balm tube with cheese to eat in class 

With stories like this, I am no longer worried about today’s youth.

Kid is clever. So what if the teacher is lactose intolerant?

I would plead “I have legal rights! This is my therapy cheese.”

Lesson learned. Don’t leave home without your cheese.

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amuse the news boob pillow
 

 

 

 

 

Pillow Fight!

Is this pillow for your boobs necessary?

Insecurity. Gravity. Chest wrinkles. Let’s blame this one on the Kardashians… all of them.

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Robots

BBC News

Robot tells jokes?

Robot cleans floors, tells jokes…

What jokes?

News to Amuse Funny

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Robot that Tells Jokes

Smithsonian Magazine

Stick to the vacuuming, will ya?

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‘Robocats’ are helping the elderly combat loneliness

But do they throw some shade and hack up hairballs? Meow.

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Kale is officially over, hurrah!

Now can we bring down Brussels sprouts and broccoli?

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film shorts funny news

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Film Shorts

Las Vegas Review Journal

Dwarf porn star accused of…

A dwarf porn star? There’s an image. When it comes to depravity, size does not matter.

Remember. Fun news is good news.

Comedy Curation by @Habarb

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