Alarm Clocks are Evil and Sleep is Divine

4 Jan


I hate alarm clocks, even the cute one on my iPhone.

They are about as comforting as jackhammers and leg cramps – and almost as jarring as a bugle blast in the face.

Good Morning Sunshine!

Must greeting the new day become a cortisol-pumping emergency?

Starting the day with such urgency fills you with dread, not joy.

Alarm Clock on Steroids

Aren’t alarm clocks alarming enough without this whimsical twist?


Sonic Alert SBB500SS Sonic Bomb Loud Dual Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker


  • Turbo charged loud, vibrating alarm clock
  • Shakes you awake with powerful bed shaker
  • Built-in pulsating alert lights
  • Large red LCD
  • Explosive red display


Why must an alarm clock convey the danger of an impending nuclear attack?

Who needs this level of motivation to get out of bed?

Who on earth – and not in a coma – sleeps this deeply?

Some very lucky S.O.B. that’s who! (Nobody I know.)

Sleep is heavenly.

Sleep is nourishing.

Sleep is healthy, and slimming, too ūüôā



Waking up should not trigger a cardiac event.

Bring back the rooster and his heartfelt “cock-a-doodle-doo.”

Wishing you a restful New Year rich with naps, dreams, and laughter.

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