7 Tips – How To Be Miserable

9 Aug

Deja Vu…

Woe is me.

As relationship expert and best-selling author Margaret Paul, PhD. writes at HuffPost Healthy Living, “While life is often challenging, lonely and heartbreaking, misery is a choice.”

HERE ARE MY 7 TIPS  – HOW TO BE REALLY  MISERABLE

  • Wear Spanx underwear daily, preferably in a size too small.  (Guess what? It’s ALL a size too small.)
  • Read, listen to, or watch The News. This applies especially to anything remotely political.  (Ugh. It’s ALL political.)
  • Deprive yourself of chocolate before noon.  (Cocoa Puffs were created for a reason.)
Cocoa Puffs

Cocoa Puffs (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  • Sit at the computer all day.  (ALL day? You may be suffering from FOMO addiction – or worse yet – you are writing a book.)
  • Sit at the computer all day and smoke, fume, or otherwise heat yourself up.  (This can cause spontaneous combustion – a very bad way to go.)
  •  Sweat the wee stuff – unless you’re referring to cancer cells or bedbugs.
  • Build sandcastles in the air.  (The foreclosure rate is astronomically high.)

Good news! Happiness is also a choice.

Salut!

Salut!

 

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6 Responses to “7 Tips – How To Be Miserable”

  1. Sandra Sallin August 10, 2013 at 7:17 am #

    I tried on Spanx once and i agree! I choose to be happy not spanxed.

    • Barb Best August 10, 2013 at 8:49 am #

      Guess what? Spanx makes swimwear, too – beats waterboarding for torture.

  2. Diane August 12, 2013 at 1:18 pm #

    Your post made me laugh (especially the Spanx and Cocoa Puffs). Thanks for the smile.

    • Barb Best August 12, 2013 at 8:34 pm #

      Thanks for the telling me the post gave you a smile. Happy 🙂

  3. Micaela Bensko August 15, 2013 at 4:27 pm #

    BAHAH! Brilliance. I shall follow these rules and share them with my grasshoppers oh wise one. Classsssic.

    • Barb Best August 17, 2013 at 11:42 am #

      I love your humor style 🙂

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