7 Things Your Cat Won’t Tell You

20 May


Cats… too cool for canine drool.







What your cat won’t tell you:

1 –  Geez. Brush your teeth before you breathe in my face.  BTW you snore like a Sumo wrestler.

2 –  I am an extremely sensual, mystical being – an INFP* to be exact – so deal with it.

3 –  Don’t give me canned tuna and say it’s Wild Alaskan Salmon. I wasn’t weaned yesterday. 

4 –  “Talk to the Tail” means “Talk to the Tail!”

5 –  Sometimes you piss me off so I pee in your cozy pair of sheepskin slippers. I don’t get angry. I get even.

6 –  The one with the Purr Power in the relationship is the one with the “I love you less. Perhaps I’ll tolerate you occasionally!”  attitude.

7 –  Don’t… ever… ask… me… if… I… want… a… dog. Not even a puppy. Get real.

* Myers-Briggs Type Indicator

The Difference Between Cats & Dogs by Molly D. Campbell

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4 Responses to “7 Things Your Cat Won’t Tell You”

  1. Molly Campbell May 20, 2013 at 3:07 pm #

    These cats. But of course, mine won’t even DISCUSS getting a puppy with me. Good grief. I am OWNED!

  2. Mickey May 20, 2013 at 7:45 pm #

    #2. #3. #4. and #5. are my favorites.

  3. Jeannine Smith May 20, 2013 at 8:41 pm #

    I love this! Living with felines is certainly interesting, I couldn’t get along without a cat or dog. But, one question: What is an INFP?

    • Barb Best May 20, 2013 at 8:54 pm #

      Thank you for coming by, Jeannine! I can’t imagine living without a dog or a cat either. According to Myers Briggs An INFP is a personality type characterized by… introversion (I), intuition (N), feeling (F), perception (P).

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