7 Gratitude TIPS for the Grumpy

Gratitude is where it’s at, dude.

If guilted sufficiently, even die-hard cranks and curmudgeons can occasionally muster enough oomph to express a grunt or two of gratitude.

What are you grateful for?

I’m grateful for Google

Everything I know, knew, never knew, and can’t remember -- I learned on Google.

What I/you have googled in the past 24 hours says a lot about me/you and my/your miserable life.

Computer Log: Search History

-- How to apologize to a small child for being such a buzz kill

-- How to bribe a recalcitrant cat down from a perilously high balcony railing

-- How to write a sincere condolence text

-- How to fake sweetness and light when being bored silly by a blowhard neighbor, boss, relative

-- Safe together? Mucinex, Alleve, La Marca Prosecco, Starbuck’s Java Chip Frappucino Ice Cream, melatonin?

-- How to whistle (NOTE: Do not google “Put your lips together and blow” -- It ain’t 1950!)

-- Is guilt a verb? Why not?

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