7 Gratitude TIPS for the Grumpy
16 Feb
Gratitude is where it’s at, dude.
If guilted sufficiently, even die-hard cranks and curmudgeons can occasionally muster enough oomph to express a grunt or two of gratitude.
What are you grateful for?
I’m grateful for Google
Everything I know, knew, never knew, and can’t remember – I learned on Google.
What I/you have googled in the past 24 hours says a lot about me/you and my/your miserable life.
Computer Log: Search History
– How to apologize to a small child for being such a buzz kill
– How to bribe a recalcitrant cat down from a perilously high balcony railing
– How to write a sincere condolence text
– How to fake sweetness and light when being bored silly by a blowhard neighbor, boss, relative
– Safe together? Mucinex, Alleve, La Marca Prosecco, Starbuck’s Java Chip Frappucino Ice Cream, melatonin?
– How to whistle (NOTE: Do not google “Put your lips together and blow” – It ain’t 1950!)
– Is guilt a verb? Why not?
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