25 MORE Reasons I DON’T Sleep!

10 Apr

 

Damn, I’m tired!  Are you, too?

Are YOU getting enough sleep? What keeps YOU up at night?

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25 MORE Reasons I Can’t Sleep!

1) Dog needs to pee.

2) I need to pee… again.

3) The cat suffers from restless leg syndrome and is kicking me in the private parts.

4) Celebrity baby names

5) For breakfast, I got a hot date with a cold can of fudge frosting.

6) I have no idea where the “OFF” switch is on my iPhone.

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7) Facebook. That f—ing Facebook. A source of evil in this world.

8) I’m creating lists like this.

9) Too much blood to the brain. Synapses dinging like a pinball machine on steroids.

10) My private parts are feeling unappreciated.

11) The stupid Republicans

12) Some creep said something vile about me on Twitter, then unfollowed me. That f—ing Twitter. A source of evil in this world.

13) The stupid Democrats

14) I don’t have a Meteor Crash emergency survival kit yet.

15) All those unread emails.

16) It’s hot in here.

17) It’s freezing in here.

18) What is with Kim Richards on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on Bravo TV?

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19) Acid reflux ain’t just a default diagnosis. Throat on fire!

20) Death by taxes.

21) Inner child wants to be read a bedtime story.

22) My digital leash is choking me. Help! See #6, #7, and #12.

23) Not enough oxygen to my butt. Going numb.

24) Pope joke wasn’t funny.

25) Sweating the little stuff.

How about YOU? Are YOU getting enough sleep? What keeps YOU up at night? 

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18 Responses to “25 MORE Reasons I DON’T Sleep!”

  1. Ciera April 10, 2014 at 1:09 pm #

    #7 — So true!

  2. Suzanne Lucas April 12, 2014 at 8:28 pm #

    Very complete list — and I also struggle with sleep because:
    – the cat sits on my head
    – the cat beats up the other cat
    – the cat sticks a claw up my nose to tell me he’s hungry

    Something tells me my cat is my problem.

    • Barb Best April 14, 2014 at 10:58 am #

      Ha! Excellent analysis… and yet, CATS RULE!

  3. Cat April 13, 2014 at 6:55 pm #

    Yay! I love when you do lists.
    I scarily relate to no.s 2, 4, 8, 10 (rarely, but I guess I can be greedy lol), 16, 17, 19, 25… (at this point I feel we may have been twins who were separated at birth).
    OMG I wish I had no. 5.
    7 & 12 – so funny, I literally posted about Social Media evils and addiction the other day… reading my mind 🙂
    14 – replace meteors with zombies and I’m in haha.

    • Barb Best April 14, 2014 at 10:43 am #

      My good friend in Australia, hello! We think – and laugh – alike!

  4. Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom April 14, 2014 at 7:08 am #

    LOL at celebrity baby names! And I was about to get offended about your dig at my politcal party until you turned out to be an equal opportunity digger. So it’s all good.

    • Barb Best April 14, 2014 at 10:42 am #

      Ha! I’m totally an equal opportunity offender! Thanks for dropping by 🙂

  5. Greg Mischio April 14, 2014 at 7:15 am #

    Love #24!

    • Barb Best April 14, 2014 at 10:56 am #

      Greg… true story! Seems people can UNfollow you pretty darn fast on Twitter, duh 🙂

  6. Charli Mills April 14, 2014 at 7:16 am #

    Ha, ha! I can never coordinate reasons one and two.

    • Barb Best April 14, 2014 at 10:54 am #

      Great point! Sync intake?

  7. Nancy Wurtzel May 9, 2014 at 11:34 am #

    You are VERY clever!! Still laughing. Miss you and hope we can see each other later in 2014.

  8. Diane Holcomb June 16, 2014 at 11:59 am #

    Insomnia. Insomnia keeps me awake. It’s one of those uninvited visitors that won’t go away.

    If you care to read about it: http://squirrelsinthedoohickey.com/?p=806

    I love the idea of reading the bedtime story to your inner child. Do it!

  9. Mary Fran Bontempo June 30, 2014 at 8:39 am #

    Paper plates. The ones I bought for a baby shower that:
    a) didn’t match the theme
    b) I didn’t have enough of
    c) were the wrong size (Lunch plates? Dinner plates? Who knows?)

    Followed by–forks. The ones I bought for a baby shower that:
    a) didn’t match the theme
    b) I didn’t have enough of
    c) were the wrong size (Dinner forks? Cake forks? Who knows?)

    • Barb Best June 30, 2014 at 8:46 am #

      Ha! Social and special event disasters are always great fodder.

  10. Rebecca March 11, 2015 at 10:42 am #

    That Kim Richards is a tough nut to crack!

  11. Lisa Tognola June 13, 2016 at 11:26 am #

    All of the above! 🙂

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