15 Things I’m NOT Worried About… Yet

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Guatemalan Worry Dolls

15 Things I’m NOT Worried About… Yet

• Ebola growing in my Brita filter

• Pumpkin spice is back with a vengeance.

• New iphone XS monthly charge is more expensive than a car lease.

• Not using dryer balls

• No textural chemistry among those in my book club

• My cat thinks I’m a cat. What does this say about me? Have I sublimated my identity as a human to curry favor with a fifteen pound furball?

• I can’t afford the rent on My Happy Place.

• Healthy Halloween snacks are a bore.

• Puppets – gay or straight – having sex in the preschool playroom. Bert and Ernie… what happens on Sesame Street stays on Sesame Street?

• Age verification on Rose´ purchases

• Crepey skin

• Pig Poop

• Sleep coach gives me nightmares

• Honeymoon drone photography

• Guatemalan Worry Dolls

Don’t be worried, be happy!

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