It’s January. You are especially mindful of your health. You are exercising. You are resisting being seduced by the Valentine’s Day chocolate that is (don’t look!) everywhere.
And like a good little soldier, you are taking your multivitamins and supplements.
Hmm. What do you think of the name of this multivitamin for boomer women 50+?
“Alive!” Not setting the bar too high there, are we?
Guess the one for women 60+ is called “Barely Alive!”
And the vitamin for 70+ “Alive & Kicking”
80+ “Lucky to be Alive”
90+ “More Dead than Alive”
UH oh —–> Did you see this new study? (There’s always a new study.)
Supplements offer little to nothing in the way of help to aging patients or heart-attack victims By Tim Smart, U.S. News & World Report
Think I’ll try lots of laughter and maybe a hefty swig of VITAMEATAVEGAMIN.
ADVICE: Take two vintage sitcoms and call me in the morning.