Life Is… just a bowl of organic, over-priced cherries.
Life is… a day at the nude beach (and I forgot my sunscreen and umbrella hat).
Life is… a song, a serenade, my friend. And sometimes a cabaret, old chum.
Life is… a gift you can’t recycle (unless you believe in reincarnation).
Life is… a journey, an adventure, a crazy road trip for which you need to pack plenty of clean underwear and a lot of Advil.
Life is… merely a metaphor for something we have yet to fully understand (like Tofurky).
Life is… a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.
We should all have a mindless thought for the day, don’t ya think?
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