Cats… too cool for canine drool.
What your cat won’t tell you:
1 - Geez. Brush your teeth before you breathe in my face. BTW you snore like a Sumo wrestler.
2 - I am an extremely sensual, mystical being – an INFP* to be exact – so deal with it.
3 - Don’t give me canned tuna and say it’s Wild Alaskan Salmon. I wasn’t weaned yesterday.
4 - “Talk to the Tail” means “Talk to the Tail!”
5 - Sometimes you piss me off so I pee in your cozy pair of sheepskin slippers. I don’t get angry. I get even.
6 - The one with the Purr Power in the relationship is the one with the “I love you less. Perhaps I’ll tolerate you occasionally!” attitude.
7 - Don’t… ever… ask… me… if… I… want… a… dog. Not even a puppy. Get real.
* Myers-Briggs Type Indicator
The Difference Between Cats & Dogs by Molly D. Campbell