Barb Best

Cats… too cool for canine drool.

What your cat won’t tell you:

1 -  Geez. Brush your teeth before you breathe in my face.  BTW you snore like a Sumo wrestler.

2 -  I am an extremely sensual, mystical being – an INFP* to be exact – so deal with it.

3 -  Don’t give me canned tuna and say it’s Wild Alaskan Salmon. I wasn’t weaned yesterday. 

4 -  “Talk to the Tail” means “Talk to the Tail!”

5 -  Sometimes you piss me off so I pee in your cozy pair of sheepskin slippers. I don’t get angry. I get even.

6 -  The one with the Purr Power in the relationship is the one with the “I love you less. Perhaps I’ll tolerate you occasionally!”  attitude.

7 -  Don’t… ever… ask… me… if… I… want… a… dog. Not even a puppy. Get real.

* Myers-Briggs Type Indicator

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Ain’t I sassy?

Before the charcoal on the Labor Day barbecue grill cools, we are bombarded by… ARRGH!

HALLOWEEN.

Orange and black invade the retail world. Pumpkins, creepy decorations, and a zillion bags of over-priced CANDY block the aisles of every store – including the pet store.

Which brings us to the burning question – who’s your dog gonna be for Halloween?

And when did dogs start wearing Halloween costumes anyway?

Do they even like dressing up? (I thought that was more of a cat thing.)

Will Lucky really feel deprived if he misses out on all the Halloween fun – the sugar high, the gobbling of chocolate bars with wrappers, the neighbor’s bullhorn, the vomiting, being freaked out by the Doberman donning the tutu and fake eyelashes?

Is your dog going “trick or treating?”

Do I need to have special doggie treats on hand?

And how will I explain this canine indulgence to my cat?

What do you think? Please advise

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Here are some quick cures for the summer blues and blahs…

Comedy Writer, TV/Film actress Annie Wood at http://www.anniewood.com   Annie is the host/co-producer of the national game show, #BZZZ! Actress #GoodLuckChuck #MySistersKeeper Guest on #TheTonightShow, WGA Writer, TV ♡er. http://www.comediva.com  in Anniewood, California

Humor columnist, Jen X’pert Jenny Isenman at The Suburban Jungle  and at The Huffington Post Women

“Pinsanity”

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TGIF!

Every Friday I will feature 5 LINKS to LAUGHTER. Enjoy!

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LIGHTEN UP!

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PINSANITY!