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7 Signs Your Cats and Dogs Are Gifted

1 Feb

 

Cats and dogs

have taken over the internet. Their furry mugs are everywhere…  YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr, Pinterest. Today Wattpad – tomorrow the world.

There must be a reason for this. Maybe they are really smart?

Perhaps brighter than your average couch potato.

We humans are not always the sharpest swizzle sticks in the mini-bar drawer.

Skip I.Q. tests and tedious assessments. Cats and dogs can be identified as gifted by their families. Is your Monty or Muffy gifted?

Here are 7 Signs Your Cat or Dog is Gifted

  • Your pet reveals originality in expression.

“Look, my cat sent me a Valentine. He’s so clever.” [...]

What I Learned In 2013

26 Dec

Life is a teaching moment. Or a learning moment. Whatever. I feel your pain.

Here’s what I learned in 2013:

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  • Do NOT purchase a dining table on the internet. Not unless you and the family enjoy the novelty of Thanksgiving Dinner picnic-style on the living room floor with the pets.
  • “Try yoga. I hear that helps!” is the new “Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.” [...]

7 Things Your Cat Won’t Tell You

20 May

 

Cats… too cool for canine drool.

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What your cat won’t tell you:

1 -  Geez. Brush your teeth before you breathe in my face.  BTW you snore like a Sumo wrestler.

2 -  I am an extremely sensual, mystical being – an INFP* to be exact – so deal with it.

3 -  Don’t give me canned tuna and say it’s Wild Alaskan Salmon. I wasn’t weaned yesterday. 

4 -  “Talk to the Tail” means “Talk to the Tail!”

5 -  Sometimes you piss me off so I pee in your cozy pair of sheepskin slippers. I don’t get angry. I get even.

6 -  The one with the Purr Power in the relationship is the one with the “I love you less. Perhaps I’ll tolerate you occasionally!”  attitude.

7 -  Don’t… ever… ask… me… if… I… want… a… dog. Not even a puppy. Get real.

* Myers-Briggs Type Indicator

The Difference Between Cats & Dogs by Molly D. Campbell

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Boo! Who’s Your Dog Gonna Be for Halloween?

25 Sep

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Ain’t I sassy?

 

Before the charcoal on the Labor Day barbecue grill cools, we are bombarded by… ARRGH!

HALLOWEEN.

Orange and black invade the retail world. Pumpkins, creepy decorations, and a zillion bags of over-priced CANDY block the aisles of every store – including the pet store.

Which brings us to the burning question – who’s your dog gonna be for Halloween?

And when did dogs start wearing Halloween costumes anyway?

Do they even like dressing up? (I thought that was more of a cat thing.)

Will Lucky really feel deprived if he misses out on all the Halloween fun – the sugar high, the gobbling of chocolate bars with wrappers, the neighbor’s bullhorn, the vomiting, being freaked out by the Doberman donning the tutu and fake eyelashes?

Is your dog going “trick or treating?”

Do I need to have special doggie treats on hand?

And how will I explain this canine indulgence to my cat?

What do you think? Please advise :)

 

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Weekend Funny 5

27 Jul

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Here are some quick cures for the summer blues and blahs…

 

Comedy Writer, TV/Film actress Annie Wood at http://www.anniewood.com   Annie is the host/co-producer of the national game show, #BZZZ! Actress #GoodLuckChuck #MySistersKeeper Guest on #TheTonightShow, WGA Writer, TV ♡er. http://www.comediva.com  in Anniewood, California

 

Humor columnist, Jen X’pert Jenny Isenman at The Suburban Jungle  and at The Huffington Post Women

 

DOG LOVERS! New book coming out!  Rabid: Are You Crazy About Your Dog or Just Crazy?  [Hardcover] Pamela Redmond Satran (Author)

 

“When To Stop Exercising”  at DivineCaroline.com 

“Pinsanity”

 

 

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Weekend Funny 5

18 May

 

TGIF!

 

Every Friday I will feature 5 LINKS to LAUGHTER. Enjoy!

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LIGHTEN UP!

5 STAGES OF GRADUATION GRIEF

PINSANITY!

 

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