BTW I feel your flu and fever pain.
Inspired by Naomi Wolf‘s controversial book, Vagina: A New Biography
this was a real question from HARO (Help A Reporter Out):
“Do You Have a Healthy Relationship With Your Vagina?” (Frugivore)
Why, thank you for asking! This is a question dear to my heart, my “IN-ny” belly button, and my G Spot.
Oh yes, my vagina and I enjoy many lovely times together. We walk on the beach, we contemplate beautiful sunsets, we share moonlit dinners on the Palazzo. My goodness, we even shower together on a regular basis. Wink, wink.
We rarely have cross words, however once a month things get a little touchy, if not downright brutal. You know what I mean.
But most of the time, my vagina has a terrific sense of humor. Why when I’m down, she makes me laugh. She lifts me up.
Geez, the most awe-inspiring time we had was when we gave birth together! Wow! Hard to top that.
Maybe my vagina will write a memoir some day. She’s actually quite gifted. The title can be: Vaginas Just Wanna Have Fun.
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