“… in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” – Benjamin Franklin 1789
12 SIGNS “DEATH” IS NEAR
1. Loss of appetite. Your insane food cravings for salt and sweets no longer compel you to stick up a gas station or shoplift Snickers bars at a 7-11. “The Hunger Games” is merely a kids’ flick you wouldn’t watch for all the cat food money in the free world.
2. Gravity has won. You have more wrinkles on your neck and chin than the average pug. […]