I was going to write a scholarly (yet hilarious and insightful) treatise on the societal impact of dual hula hoop and ice bucket challenge addictions…
but I was deterred – and perhaps sickened – by the latest salmonella peanut-almond butter scare.
EXHIBIT A: My jar of almond butter fingered by the FDA. Selected for it’s superior nutritional value. It’s so tasty, too!